Leonardo DiCaprio Just Got Engaged, And Here’s The Lucky Lady…
The bachelor dream just died – Leo DiCaprio killed it.
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Kurt Cobain’s Daughter Just Married A Guy Who Looks Exactly Like Kurt Cobain
Like father, like son (in law).
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Nigerian Man Divorces Wife Of 25 Years Because She Didn’t Cook His Dinner On Time
Nobody likes a late dinner, but what’s the actual ideal time?
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Tinder Just Went Into Meltdown On Twitter After Vanity Fair Wrote A Negative Article About Them
Tinder and Vanity Fair have got beef and you already know whose side we’re on.
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This Man Is Suing His Wife For Fraud After Seeing Her Without Makeup For The First Time
I’m not entirely sure how this is even possible but hey, top marks for effort.
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Awesome Girls Expose Cheating Wife At Baseball Game
Cheaters never prosper.
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Woman Plans To Marry Dog After Ex-Husband Dies; Ex-Husband Was A Cat
It’s good to know it hasn’t taken her too long to get over her husband’s death.
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Homer And Marge Will Officially Split Up In The New Series Of The Simpsons
You’ll never guess who Homer ends up with afterwards.
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The Internet Is PISSED At This Wedding Photo And With Good Reason
Absolutely RUTHLESS.
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Investment Bankers Are Paying Their Wives Year-End ‘Performance Bonuses’ Each Year If They Deserve It
Feminist rage = activate.
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Chinese Guy Gets Involved In Car Accident; 17 Girlfriends Turn Up At The Hospital
Well that couldn’t really have gone worse.
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Guy Proposes To Girlfriend At Wrestlemania; Mobbed By Daniel Bryan ‘Yes’ Chants
She literally couldn’t say no after that.
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Two Homophobic Murderers Just Got Married In The UK’s First Gay Prison Wedding
Proof that homophobes are just closet cases.
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This Girl Fell In Love With A Tree After A Series Of Heartbreaks And Says The Sex Is Amazing
Taking the term “morning wood” to a whole new level.
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Woman Files Divorce From Her Husband Because His Dick Is Too Big
This has been a great week for guys with average-sized penises.
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Danny Dyer’s Engagement Leads To Aggressive Twitter War With Katie Hopkins
We know who our money’s on.
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This Man Has Covered His Wife’s Body With Coronation Street Tattoos
Surely no-one loves Corrie that much?!
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Charles Manson Just Split Up With His Girlfriend Because She Only Wanted Him For His Corpse
Even Charles Manson has girlfriend problems.
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Woman Sets Up Hidden Cameras To Discover Why Her Dogs Are Injured – The Truth Is Disgusting
This will make you sick.
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You Can Now Marry Your Pet (100% Legit)
Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re getting hitched to your dog because no humans like you.
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Jagged Edge Singer Arrested After Trying To Shove An Engagement Ring Down His Fiancee’s Throat
That’s not a very nice way to propose.
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Man Takes Selfie With John Travolta After Travolta Hits On Him In Deserted Gym At 3AM
What was John Travolta doing in a gym on his own at 3am?
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The Plot Thickens… Now Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Banging Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Daughter
Things could get complicated if either of the couples ever decide to tie the knot.
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David Hasselhoff Gatecrashes Southend Wedding
‘Having the Hoff show up at my wedding was a brilliant way to top off the best day of my life.’
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88-Year-Old Billionaire Duchess Dies And Leaves Nothing To Her 64-Year-Old Toy Boy Husband
She looks like Voldermort’s mum.
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Saudi Groom Divorces Wife After Seeing Her Face For The First Time At Wedding
Probably should have checked her out on Facebook beforehand.
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Happiest Man Alive Celebrates Making His Final Alimony Payment To His Ex-Wife
You will never know happiness like this.
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Woman Completely Shames Her Husband’s Penis With Answer On Family Feud Game Show
Chances this guy is filing for divorce right now?
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Newcastle Player Cheick Tiote Has Two Wives AND A Mistress
I guess his no nonsense attitude on the pitch extends to his attitude towards women too.
