Manchester Archives

Is The Warehouse Project Killing Manchester’s Nightlife?

MUSIC / By Pepe Le Pew

The Warehouse Project has taken over Manchester’s clubbing scene, is this a good thing?

Sick Chirpse Presents: SHIFT K3Y

CHIRPSES, MUSIC / By MF Jones

We’re throwing a party at the end of May and this guy’s 2nd on our line up.

Sick Chirpse Presents DJ Q, Shift K3y + TÃ¢ches

MUSIC / By MF Jones

Thursday 30th May 2013, The Deaf Institute.

Speed Of Light – Literal Flash Mob Is Trippy As Hell

CHIRPSES, VIDEOS / By Daniel Glastonbury

Flash mobs can be cool or very lame, but when it’s a mob of people literally flashing and has been funded by an arts charity, it gets a tick for originality.

Salford’s ‘Knight Warrior’ Superhero Retires

NEWS, VIDEOS / By Luke Haines

The Salford ‘Knight Warrior’ has finally hung up his cape… It was probably for his own good.

Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup

FOOTBALL / By AMJ

Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th …

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EDL Manchester Rally

NEWS / By Daniel Glastonbury

What’s worse than a load of racist chavs coming to Manchester? Racist chavs who can’t even commit to showing up on time.

Sankeys Refused Justin Bieber Entry To Protect Their Image

CHIRPSES / By Andrew Nadin

Bieber got rejected entry from Sankeys in Manchester because they didn’t want him tarnishing their credibility. Well played, Sankeys. Our faith in humanity has been restored slightly.

Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup

FOOTBALL / By AMJ

The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.

Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup

FOOTBALL, VIDEOS / By AMJ

Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.

My Top 3 – The Smiths

MUSIC / By Juicy Steve

In an effort to retain some journalistic integrity after last weeks Morrissey bashing I present my top 3 tracks from The Smiths. This article may have been produced in a factory handling meat.

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Almost Famous Make Ridiculous Burgers (And Give You Free Shots)

FOOD / By MF Jones

If you ever want to know what it feels like to be destroyed by masses of filthy juicy meat then go and order this burger.

Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?

FOOTBALL, VIDEOS / By AMJ

Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.

Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup

FOOTBALL / By AMJ

Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.

Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup

FOOTBALL, VIDEOS / By AMJ

RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.

Forget Crazy Bus Lady, It’s All About Crazy Bus Man!

CHIRPSES, VIDEOS / By MF Jones

If you’ve ever caught a magic bus between Fallowfield and the City Centre of Manchester during the evening, you’ve no doubt come across crazy bus lady.

Man Caught Taking Photos Up Girls’ Skirts In Manchester Arndale

NEWS, NSFW / By MF Jones

Girls, be careful the next time you’re riding an escalator, especially an escalator within the Manchester Arndale.

This Is Fvcking Awesome

MUSIC, VIDEOS / By MF Jones

Listen to this song twice and that will be in your head all god damn day. Not saying that’s a bad thing though, as that’s the hook from Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’ new track entitled ‘Thrift Shop’.