First Potential Ebola Outbreak Hits Manchester
We’re screwed.
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There’s A New ‘One Pound Pub’ Chain Set To Open in Manchester
Skint? Live in Manchester? Want to get wasted? Check this out…
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LISTEN: Drunk Dude Calls Police Because His Pizza Was 45 Minutes Late
Greater Manchester police have released this recording of some dopey guy calling 999 to report his pizza is late.
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LEVELZ Release Debut Track And Video ‘LVL 07’
Stand up tall Manchester.
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VIDEO: Brutal Fight Between Man Utd And Man City Fans After 2014 Manchester Derby
Here’s what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
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‘Snotpop’ Is Here With The Arrival Of Flesh
A brand new genre of music apparently.
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Cubanisto Presents House Of Mask Manchester
Cubanisto is a new rum flavoured beer and it’s launching by throwing a shitload of secret parties all over the country. It’s coming to Manchester June 27th.
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Man Dies After Brutal Attack At Parklife Festival In Manchester: Do You Recognise His Attacker?
A man has died after being attacked at Parklife over the weekend.
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Macauley Culkin’s Band Booed Off Stage And Pelted With Beers
Fans in Manchester and Nottingham weren’t happy and pretty much annihilated the band.
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Gangster Domenyk Noonan Scares The Shit Out Of Everyone By Climbing Big Wheel In Jail protest
Infamous Manchester gangster Domenyk Noonan climbed Manchester’s Big Wheel earlier today in protest against plans to send him back to prison.
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VIDEO: Hilarious Drunk Man City Fan Trying To Stand Up After Victory Against Crystal Palace
As the title race took another turn over the weekend, one Manchester City fan took his celebrations to the next level.
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Patient Screaming In Pain After Blood Clot Surgery Told By Doctors To ‘Man Up And Stop Screaming Like A Girl’
This dude was in extreme pain after surgery to fix a blood clot but the doctors at this Manchester hospital weren’t too sympathetic.
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VIDEO: Is This The Worst Arsonist Of All Time?
Watch this would-be arsonist turn into a human fireball and bomb it down the streets of Manchester.
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Sick Chirpse Catches Up With Black Sheep Store, Manchester
Since opening the Central Skate Park in Manchester, Black Sheep have naturally progressed to opening their first skate shop. Get the lowdown here.
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Drunken Manchester United Fan Calls 999 And Demands To Speak To Alex Ferguson After Cup Defeat
A drunk and distressed Manchester Utd fan dialled 999 and demanded to speak to Alex Ferguson after Utd crashed out of the Capital One cup to Sunderland last night.
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This Woman Was Involved In The Bizarre Sexual Torture Of A Man Twice Her Age, But Got Off Scot Free
She lured him into her house with the promise of a threesome then watched as her boyfriend and another lover inflicted ‘inhuman’ suffering on him.
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Only Fools And Horses Fans Leave Graffiti Tributes To Trigger
Fans of Only Fools And Horses have chosen to remember trigger via the medium of graffiti, producing some awesome work.
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PHOTOS: Britain After Dark
Photographer Stewart Honeyman has embarked on a new photo project to illustrate the dark side of the excess drinking culture that currently exists in modern Britain.
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Do You Recognise This Stockport Gang Who Taunted And Beat Up A Disabled Pensioner?
If you recognise any of these waste idiots either from the photos or video, let us know or get directly in touch with Greater Manchester Police and let them know.
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So Solid Crew Farewell Show Moved From O2 Arena To Much Smaller Indigo2
Despite the fact that we wrote about the So Solid Crew comeback tour back in September, even we forgot to book our tickets.
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Wife Kicks Husband Out After Dumb Internet Comment About Kelly Brook
The golden rule when you’re leaving comments on a trashy website is to make sure that the commenting system isn’t linked to your Facebook. Whoops.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football One Month Down
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Kick Off
Fulham win away. Spurs win without Bale. Arsenal don’t know what they’re doing. RVP still know. Football is back and so is the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League. Brap.
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Manchester’s Breaking Bad Graffiti Vandalised
Remember that awesome Breaking Bad graffiti we showed you on Monday? Some idiot has vandalised it.
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Awesome Breaking Bad Graffiti Spotted In Manchester
Everyone is enjoying the return of Breaking Bad but none so much as Manchester graffiti artist Akse P19 who made an awesome portrait of Heisenberg to celebrate.
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Guess What? Football’s Back. Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League 2013/2014 Competition
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Competition is back for the 2013/14 season. Click and find out how you can win goody bags and money in exchange for football knowledge – courtesy of Sick Chirpse.
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Is The Warehouse Project Killing Manchester’s Nightlife?
The Warehouse Project has taken over Manchester’s clubbing scene, is this a good thing?
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Sick Chirpse Presents: SHIFT K3Y
We’re throwing a party at the end of May and this guy’s 2nd on our line up.
