Woman Says Salon Left Her With The ‘World’s Shittest Eyebrows’ & She Could’ve Done A Better Job Blindfolded
Every girl’s worst nightmare.
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81 Year Old Ex Vicar Has Moved In With His 27 Year Old Boyfriend Again After Year Long Open Relationship
Not these two idiots again.
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Drug Dealer, 14, Loses £1000 Stash At Margate When He ‘Saw The Sea For The First Time’
The teen had never seen the ocean before and in his excitement left the drugs on the train.
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Boris Johnson’s Brother Jo Has Just Quit As Tory MP And Minister Because Of Boris
Never work with family.
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The Killer Clown Epidemic Is Back In The UK
Two boys were chased by a clown with a knife.
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Britain’s Largest Ever 1000-Man Wetherspoons Just Opened Serving £2.25 Pints
The ‘Spoons epicentre.
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Huntsman Spiders Have Officially Made Their Way To The UK
God help us all.
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Study Reveals The UK’s Sluttiest Town
And no, it’s not Newcastle.
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Dramatic Video Leaked From Inside Kent Prison Riot
It’s happening again.
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Here’s Why You Should Always Be Careful When Trying For A Baby
If you’re squeamish, look away now.
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Pony Breaks Into Pub And Gets Wasted; Has To Be Coaxed Out With Pork Scratchings
Ponies and people aren’t all that different.
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Forgetful Pensioner Left His Wife At The Airport Before Jetting Off To Spain
Getting rid of the old ball and chain.
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Nigel Farage Reveals Details Of An Unsuccessful Assassination Attempt On His Life
Nigel Farage reveals how he was only moments from death.
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Watch A Yodel Delivery Driver Drift His Van Around A Roundabout
Is this the worst delivery driver ever?
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Check Out Archery Tag – A New Game That Combines Archery, Paintball And Dodgeball
This looks like some of the most fun ever.
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Dead Whale Driven Through Kent And Other Exploding Whale Tales
If you’re a fan of massive dead sea creatures, foul aromas and intestines you’ll love these stories. You probably won’t fancy a tuna sarnie after though…
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Only Fools And Horses Fans Leave Graffiti Tributes To Trigger
Fans of Only Fools And Horses have chosen to remember trigger via the medium of graffiti, producing some awesome work.
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Kamikaze Ostrich Running Wild In Tunbridge Wells
There’s an ostrich on the loose in Tunbridge Wells: look out motorists and wildlife enthusiasts alike.
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Prosthetic Leg Mistaken For Paedophile, Swimming Pool Evacuated
Somehow a teacher mistook a prosthetic leg for a hiding paedophile and evacuated sixty kids from the local swimming pool, she was following ‘protocol’
