Crushing life once again.
If you lose your teeth, why not get bottle openers put in instead in the most macho move ever?
Some of these guys get freaky.
No VIP for you mate.
Justin Bieber just cuckolded Big Sean right in his face.
This woman is VICIOUS.
This is a genius bit of marketing.
Game over for the rest of us.
Do you find these jokes funny?
Imagine beating up Justin Bieber at his own birthday party.
Justin Bieber just got MURDERED.
Chad Kroeger went on a mad rant about him on a radio show over the weekend.
Well, they're not wrong.
Next step: grenades.
It pains us to say this, but Bieber 1 - Bronson 0.
So much for turning over a new leaf. Jerk.
He invited a bunch of rival gangs who ended up fighting and destroying the place.
Someone got their head smashed in on one of Bieber's ice sculptures, destroying it instantly.
Has Kanye West just discovered the next big thing?
He might have a point.
Crushing life yet again - this time without even trying.
Good news for everyone - Bieber's about to get spit-roasted.
Did Calvin Klein make his bulge bigger? Find out for yourself...
You know this is going to be good.
Sounds like Richards just ripped him all night whilst Justin took it.
Another day, another weirdo spending an insane amount of money on plastic surgery trying to look like someone else.
Bieber's personal trainer has come out saying his dick is pretty big.
How small was it before?
Straight up death threats right here.