Thomas Hitzlsperger Comes Out In Interview
Thomas Hitzlsperger has become the first high-profile footballer to come out in this interview with a German newspaper.
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The World’s Least/Most Corrupt Countries 2013
Mirror, mirror on the wall – who’s the shadiest of them all?
Football Accumulator Tips For Tonight’s Games
Want a free bet? Like free money? Come and join Sick Chirpse in a light bit of bookie bashing with our first football accumulator set of tips.
Argentinian Kid Looks Exactly Like Mesut Ozil
I never thought anyone in the world could look like Mesut Ozil – he’s just so weird looking – but this kid from Argentina is the spitting image of him.
Lady Gaga’s New Outfit Takes It To The Next Level
Lady Gaga has taken it to the next level with this most recent outfit she wore while leaving a hotel in Germany. What on Earth is it?
Dude Pretends To Be Robert Lewandowski In America To Pick Up Girls
Robert Lewandowski isn’t exactly a household name in America but that doesn’t stop someone dressing up as him and totally nailing it with loads of girls over there.
Facebook News Feed History Of The World: World War 2
Here’s an infographic that explains the history of World War 2 as if it occurred on your Facebook news feed. It’s a lot cooler and funnier than it sounds.
German Police Seize A Car With A Strange Feature: A Built In Pool
German police have seized a car with a strange feature, a pool. Possibly the most interesting way to keep cool in the summer we’ve seen so far.
Never Before Seen Pictures Of Hitler In Colour
Colour photography wasn’t that widely in use in the 1930’s/40’s but Hitler – being the egotist he was – had a personal photographer shoot a bunch of pictures of him in colour.
German Girl Has The Slimmest Waist We Have Ever Seen
Michele Koebke from Germany has been wearing corsets every day for the last three years and has managed to shrink her waist down to an unnaturally thin 16 inches.
Right Said Fred Re-Record ‘I’m Too Sexy’ As ‘I’m Too Smurfy’ For The New Smurfs Movie And It’s Probably The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever
Remember Right Said Fred’s 1993 megahit ‘I’m Too Sexy?’ For its 20th anniversary they’ve decided to re-record it for the new Smurf movie as ‘I’m Too Smurfy’ and it’s probably one of the most embarrassing things ever.
Topless Tobogganing In Germany? May As Well (NSFW)
Sometimes I like to think I’m writing intelligent articles on progressive topics. Sometimes I remember I’m just a gutter dwelling, boob watcher like everyone else. Oh well.
The Germans Have Created The Biggest And Best Tropical Waterpark In The World In A Gigantic Disused Russian Air Hangar
What do you do with a disused soviet military hanger in the the middle of nowhere? That’s right, turn it into a plastic tropical beach paradise in the middle of nowhere. It’s called Tropical Islands and it’s in Germany and it’s arguably the best water park in the world.
World’s Largest Nutella Heist
The world’s biggest Nutella heist went down yesterday, with over five tonnes of the delicious chocolate spread being stolen. But what the hell are the robbers going to do with it?
Camover: The Fight Against Surveillance
Civil Unrest has broken out in Germany in the form of a ‘reality-game’ called Camover. People are smashing shit all over the place.
The Camouflage Guide To Germany: How To Blend In
Going to Germany? Here’s five handy things you should probably know before you visit.
Coco Brown – The First Smut Star In Space
At last the waiting is over. A smut star is readying herself for the ascent into the great black void above. Make way for Coco Brown and her unrelenting thighs.
NEW SPORT: Bossaball = Football & Bouncy Castles
Volleyball, football, capoeira, trampolines and bouncy castles all in one sport. Fancy it?
The Ottoman Slap – Ancient Fighting Technique
In modern western culture the slap is a girls approach to a skirmish, but in ancient Turkey the Ottoman slap was all powerful. These videos will show you why.
Traffic Light Pong
Don’t you just hate how flat and dull our rat-race lives sometimes feel? Well over in Germany they’re trying to make day-to-day life a little more bearable. Check out what they have done to their traffic lights!
Teenager With Tourette’s Syndrome Beaten Up For Accidentally Making Nazi Salute
Having Tourette’s Syndrome is unlucky enough as it is, but it probably sucks even more though if it makes you constantly make Nazi salutes though.Especially when there are some tough black dudes around.
Sick Chirpse Euro 2012 Predictions – June 28th
Can Italy cause an upset or will we be seeing the much predicted Spain V Germany final?
Lukas Podolski Releases Pop Song To Celebrate Germany’s Progress At Euro 2012
I thought the days of footballers releasing songs around major tournaments were over, but Lukas Podolski has proved me wrong.
Sick Chirpse Euro 2012 Predictions – June 22nd
Germany V Greece looks like it’s all sewn up on paper, but can the Greeks invoke the spirit of 2004 and pull one out of the bag?
Sick Chirpse Euro 2012 Predictions – June 17th
Can the Dutch keep their faltering Euro 2012 dreams alive?
