Fair enough really.
Kill me now.
Yup. That's a fart alright.
Well how do you like it?
Start as you mean to go on.
Easy mistake to make.
It would make the event unenjoyable for spectators.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
You probably saw a couple of days ago that we posted a video of a bored security guard who recorded his farts...
Ask yourself what you have achieved in the past six months.
Another fine us of police time.
Drastic times calls for drastic measures.
Could it be?
It's gonna be a tough journey out.
Can't blame them really.
The age old question has finally been answered.
To be fair, that is a major problem.
'I stuck glitter in my asshole and farted it out.'
This is the funniest thing you'll see on the internet today.
Cows are more dangerous than we first suspected.
This sounds like way more fun than any retirement home I've ever been in.