Joe Biden Was Ripping Loud Farts At The Cop26 Summit And The Royal Family Is NOT Happy About It

Global warming.

If you’re a 78-year-old man who has travelled to the UK and is eating a traditional beans on toast breakfast every morning, you’d be forgiven for ripping more farts than usual.

Well apparently the Royal Family got wind of this (pun not intended but intended), and they are not pleased about it at all. Particularly Camilla Parker Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall, who reportedly heard Joe Biden fart with her own ears. A source told MailOnline:

It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.

It’s the latest in a string of amusing stories about Biden during his attendance at the Cop26 Summit where world leaders are (ironically) meeting to discuss their commitments to lowering emissions. The other week, Biden’s motorcade was stopped in the middle of the road in Glasgow by a large, naked Scottish man taking photos. Then, Biden was was seen appearing to briefly fall asleep during the opening speeches (until, presumably, one of his own farts woke him up).

Well anyway, I don’t think it’s very nice for Camilla Parker Bowles to be gossiping about Joe Biden’s flatulence, but then here I am writing a whole article about it so I guess I can’t have too much of a go. As I said though, what can you expect? Americans aren’t used to eating beans for breakfast and so it probably hits them extra hard. Couldn’t someone serve him up some Coco Pops or flapjacks or whatever it is they eat for brekkie in the White House?

That said, I hope Biden at least realised he was ripping the world’s loudest farts and said “pardon me, your highness”. The Royals have enough to worry about already without the world’s most powerful man farting in their faces.


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