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It’s part of his lawyer’s tactics to play on his vulnerability.
I’ve only got eyes for you boo.
A Rube Goldberg machine is a device that is deliberately over engineered to perform a simple task in a complicated fashion.
The grossest man around right now gets even grosser.
Stupid is as stupid does.
There goes your lie-in this weekend.
If anyone’s got an idea, it might be him.
She just can’t help herself.
‘We watched her pick up the rifle and that was the cue – we just lit her up.’
Just in case you needed a NSFL reminder – here it is.
She hit her head when she fainted and fell over whilst jogging.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Yes, that’s a sex doll in the picture above. Game changer.
Not the greatest of times to have a laser shone into your eye balls.
A 26 year old dude had his retina detached after spending too much time texting his girlfriend in the dark.
I never, ever want anything even remotely resembling this to happen to me.