War Machine Says He Got Gonorrhoea In His Eye Ball While Shooting A Porn Film

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

If the fact he nearly beat his ex girlfriend to death and then wrote some screwed up poetry about it wasn’t reason enough to keep your distance from Jon ‘War Machine’ Koppenhaver, then this story he wrote in his latest prison letter should suffice:

I denied myself nothing my eyes desired; I refused my heart no pleasure… Yet when I surveyed all that my hands had done and what I had toiled to achieve, everything was meaningless, a chasing after the wind.” Ecclesiastes 2:10-11

I remember when I first got into porno, I got gonorrhea in my eyeball on my second scene; I only made 18 films but I got gonorrhea twice and chlamydia three times… Apparently I had “bad luck” because it seems that every industry girl I spoke to had never gotten anything, not once. There’s some weird denial amongst porn stars, nobody wants to admit the obvious perils that the profession brings. I remember that young star Jessie Rogers spoke out against porn, and exposed the fact that she contracted herpes in her very short career. All the other girls were up in arms, quick to blame her herpes on escorting — as if the majority of porn actors don’t have herpes…? Christy only continued in that line of work for the first few months of our relationship, and even in that short time she brought home both chlamydia and herpes. I mean, big deal, it is what it is; I just don’t know why it’s taboo to admit it.

It’s like athletes and steroids; why is it a surprise that most use them? My old neighbor at the county jail once asked me, “I work out every day, how come I don’t get huge like The Rock?” Do people really believe all those super jacked celebrities don’t use steroids? Dude, you can’t have unprotected sex with tons of people and avoid STDs… Nor can you look like The Rock without steroids. Celebs need to start being more honest so that they don’t lead others down paths blindly. Why do you think LA forced the condom law into porn? STDs are a huge problem! They have even found a strain of gonorrhea impervious to antibiotics. Why do you think steroids are illegal? One reason is because “roid rage” is real! Almost every time I was arrested I was juicing! All our heroes are frauds, and we chase after them like naïve little puppies. I will allow myself that one minor pat on the back; I was always pretty honest to the fans. Besides that though… I have mostly sucked as a role model. I’ve taught my followers to use steroids, to be a “whore machine”, to be violent, to deny Jesus, to be prideful, and the list goes on. I lived my life on a whim. I had [no] morals and was all about ME.

Who knew you could catch eyeball-specific STDs? Not me, but I guess it it’s going to happen to anyone it’ll happen to a dude like War Machine. I’m sure Jesus will appreciate him quoting from the Bible at the top of his story, too.

Watch War Machine laugh in court as Christy Mack describes him attacking her HERE.


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