Being blind is shit – that’s a given. But one way to make it a bit less shit is to give blind people the chance to enjoy porn like the rest of us.

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Well Pornhub are making this a reality with a new feature dubbed ‘Described Video’ which launches this week with an “inaugural collection” of 50 audio-enhanced versions of the site’s most-watched videos.

Aria, Pornhub’s official social media representative, serves as one of the narrators for the first batch of clips.

Corey Price, Pornhub’s Vice President, says:

At Pornhub, it’s our goal to service all of our users’ needs, which begins with making content accessible to every individual. By integrating an audio-focused series, we can now ensure that we supply content specifically for those who are visually impaired.

Here’s the kind of thing blind people will be working with:

(Close your eyes, whip out your cock/vag and try it for yourself)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ6pwsu5wOk

Great stuff. I honestly thought this was a piss take at first but it’s actually legit – Pornhub will henceforth be narrating certain videos so that blind people can reap the benefits too. My only concern is this might make blind people even more frustrated? Imagine having certain scenes described to you knowing full well you can’t get to see them with your own eyes. Brutal. And what about blind people who were born blind? Does this do much for them? So many questions.

P.S. Make sure you’re not sleeping too much – new research suggests that could be a cause of blindness.