There’s no excuse.
Combining love for your partner with love for pizza.
These are absolutely spectacular.
At least call the poor dude an Uber.
Pull the other one.
You get your own private shower and sleeping capsule.
Come on man.
You're always going to get caught if you do that dude.
'Can you give me a good excuse to go fishing?'
How was the first date? It was shitty.
The modern day Mary.
This is absolutely astonishing.
Come on granddad, do better.
'I can't come into work today, I've got a sword stuck up my butt. '
I'm no lawyer but this is an absolutely watertight defense.
Despite the fact Manson isn't native American, the movie looks like it's going to be dope.