Fresher Student Texts Boss Saying He Can’t Make First Shift Because He’s ‘Having A Threesome’
Solid excuse.
Gary Lineker is not happy.
Can’t stop the party.
It’s like a scene from Toy Story.
It dates back to his 15th birthday.
Have a break, have a Kit Kat cake.
The hype reaches new levels.
Just watch his face drop as he feels the burn.
How to handle a trip.
It’s only taken ten years for this to happen.
The most polarising man of all time.
This is what classes in 2017 look like.
The filthiest food porn.
The tables have turned.
Someone’s getting fired for this.
He can say literally whatever he wants and still get their digits.