He's self isolating.
The best way to avoid getting the coronavirus this week.
The perfect Christmas gift.
Thanks for the heads up.
No macho peas for you two.
He had claimed that the sexual encounter was consensual.
That's just a part of being at Coachella.
That looks painful.
Size = extra small
It's like an entire series of Jersey Shore in one minute.
Check your pants.
You can do whatever you want, because the girls are made of plastic.
The condom we didn't know we needed.
Wrap up guys and gals.
Bit of a stretch.
They don't feature any of the required safety markings.
This is pretty harrowing.
I never knew it would be this bad.
We should’ve seen this one coming.
It’s called Shagaluf for a reason.
And they told us condoms were safe.
And I thought he couldn’t get any worse.
Father of the year.