Footage Of Chelsea Fans Trashing Munich Restaurant In 2012 Emerges And It Is The Absolute Worst
This will make you (even more) ashamed to be a Chelsea fan.
Champions League
Watch It Kick Off In Manchester Ahead Of Tonight’s Champions League Game
Football fans have been fighting in Manchester city centre this afternoon.
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Djibril Cisse Has Been Arrested Over An Alleged Plot To Blackmail Mathieu Valbuena Over A Sex Tape
What the hell is Djibril Cisse thinking with this one?
Villa Fan Prank Calls Christian Benteke’s Agent Pretending To Be Brendan Rodgers
‘Christian will do whatever he can to leave Aston Villa.’
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Ludogorets Defender Forced To Go In Goal For Penalty Shootout; Saves Two Penalties And Scores One
It doesn’t really get better than that. Oh wait it does – there’s more to it.
The Lyrics To The Champion’s League Music Are The Dumbest Thing Ever
Don’t read this if you still want to get chills when you’re watching the Champion’s League on television.
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Nicklas Bendtner Gets Wasted And Brawls Naked With Taxi Driver In Denmark
How to deal with not being in Arsenal’s Champion’s League squad: get wasted and embarrass yourself.
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Wednesday Night Wildcard Champions League Accumulator
What would a Champions League Wednesday be without a cheeky bit of betting? Get on our midweek betting bonanza as we see if we can reach the £300 profit mark after last week’s winnings.
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FOOTBALL TIPS: Tuesday Night Wild Card — Champions League Accumulator
This time last week we turned £30 into £250 with our football betting tips? Are you gonna put your money where our mouth is? Here’s the Tuesday night wildcard accumulator.
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FOOTBALL TIPS: Wednesday Night Wild Card – Champions League Accumulator
Wednesday night Champions League fun and a cheeky accumulator to go with it. Handicap four fold and a goalscoring treble to help you bash the bookies.
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FOOTBALL TIPS: Champions League Treble Tuesday
Fancy a free £50 bet? Wanna be rolling in it by the time you’ve finished your evening pint? Get on the latest Sick Chirpse accumulator tips. Sick.
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Gareth Barry Struggles To Pronounce Marouane Fellaini’s Name
Gareth Barry was invited to do some punditry on Sky Sports for the Champion’s League the other day and looked like an idiot when he couldn’t pronounce Fellaini’s name.
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Peter Crouch Brings Back The Robot Dance In Ibiza
It’s been seven years since Peter Crouch was wowing us with his dumb robot dance celebration but he’s finally brought it back – on the dancefloors of Ibiza.
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How To Survive When The Football Season Ends
The end of the football season sucks so read this list and learn how to cope. You might not need this come Brazil 2014 and Qatar will be a right piss-up.
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Didier Drogba Scored One Of The Freakiest Lobs Ever Over The Weekend
All eyes will be on Didier Drogba tonight as he tries to fire Galatasaray into the Champion’s League semi finals by beating Real Madrid, but over the weekeend he scored one of the freakiest lobbed goals I have ever seen.
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Clarence Seedorf Sings ‘Sittin On The Dock Of A Bay’
Clarence Seedorf is a complete sickhead at football and it seems like he’s a complete sickhead at everything else too. Here he is casually busting out a version of Otis Redding’s ‘Sittin’ On The Dock Of A Bay’ that sounds as good as the original and seems to be as easy as winning the Champions League for him.
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Things Go From Bad To Worse For Wenger As He Drops Toast Butter Side Down
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger endures more misery as he drops his toast in the club canteen.
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The Roman Abramovich Guide To Being Chelsea Manager
Since Chelsea formed in 2004 under Roman’s empire they have had 8 managers come and go. Here is what we would imagine Roman Abramovich’s proposal to the next manager would be.
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Gary Neville Has An Orgasm As Fernando Torres Scores Against Barcelona
Gary Neville blows it as Fernando Torres scores against Barcelona – Everyone probably heard this earlier but why not relive it? It was that funny.
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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PREVIEW – ARSENAL VS MILAN
Arsenal’s Champions League hopes hang in the balance tonight, how will they fare?
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KEVIN-PRINCE BOATENG INJURED FROM “TOO MUCH SEX”
Professional footballers have it tough.
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HENRY ABUSES FAN, THEN APOLOGISES
Thierry Henry has swallowed his pride and apologised for swearing at a fan after Arsenal’s defeat to Swansea.
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DEJAN STANKOVIC SCORES FIFTY YARD VOLLEY IN CHAMPION’S LEAGUE
Dejan Stankovic scores a screamer that you probably all missed because you were watching Real Madrid V Spurs
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THE SLATZPIONS LEAGUE
Somehow Slatz got an all expenses paid trip to a Champions League match. Are you fvcking serious?
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