Way to ruin your wedding day.
Why is he doing this?
Neymar is one ruthless bastard.
Best Twitter thread ever.
Say it ain't so.
Here's how Kinsey Sue and her boyfriend prepared for the big stunt.
Maybe going somewhere where it's legal to have sex with a dog?
Mohammed Salah had a night to forget in the Champion’s League final on Saturday night, coming off in tears with a dislocated...
It's not as bad as you think though.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Be careful what you stream.
He's found his true calling.
Should we be surprised?
It came complete with analysis, punditry and commentating.
This will make you (even more) ashamed to be a Chelsea fan.
Football fans have been fighting in Manchester city centre this afternoon.
What the hell is Djibril Cisse thinking with this one?
'Christian will do whatever he can to leave Aston Villa.'
Nothing unites humanity more than Chelsea losing.
There is a God.
It doesn't really get better than that. Oh wait it does - there's more to it.
Don't read this if you still want to get chills when you're watching the Champion's League on television.
How to deal with not being in Arsenal's Champion's League squad: get wasted and embarrass yourself.