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KEVIN-PRINCE BOATENG INJURED FROM “TOO MUCH SEX”

Professional footballers have it tough.

Boateng’s extremely attractive girlfriend Melissa Satta, told Vanity Fair that the midfielder is injured because of shagging around 7 to 10 times a week. Hearing about this sort of crap does not make me hate my life at all, not one bit.

In other news Silvio Berlusconi has designed the new Italian women’s football kit and has made Mellissa wear it for injuring the Milan player. Whatever you say, Berlusconi may be stern – stern but fair.

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