Here’s Why You Need To Stop Drinking Jägerbombs Immediately
Deadly mix.
“Last night got way out of hand.”
There is no God.
You booze, you lose.
WeightWatchers do one.
Try and get your hands on some of this before you head out tonight.
Irony x 1000.
Do you know why you shouldn’t drink airplane coffee?
Burgers and back rubs.
‘I’ll have a whopper and a pint please.’
A great reason to drink more coffee.
It satisfies two basic human needs – hydration and boobs.
In order to remain competitive, supermarkets are literally being forced to cut their prices.
Another one of life’s problems has just been solved.
What could possibly go wrong?
Check out how wasted these guys get off it.
‘I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down.’
If you’re a powerful military man with access to WMDs should you be getting smashed on vodka all day long?
Powdered alcohol is set to take the U.S. by storm this autumn – we talked to a guy who knows all about its manufacture to find out if it was the real deal or just a useless baggy’s worth of powder.
As if the little shits aren’t spoiled enough as it is.
Who’s up for some more bloody brill pictures from Russia? WE ALL ARE. Good. You’re welcome.