You booze, you lose.
WeightWatchers do one.
Try and get your hands on some of this before you head out tonight.
Irony x 1000.
Nice try buddy.
Do you know why you shouldn’t drink airplane coffee?
Burgers and back rubs.
'I'll have a whopper and a pint please.'
One last blowout.
A great reason to drink more coffee.
It satisfies two basic human needs â€“ hydration and boobs.
In order to remain competitive, supermarkets are literally being forced to cut their prices.
Another one of life's problems has just been solved.
What could possibly go wrong?
Check out how wasted these guys get off it.
'I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down.'
If you're a powerful military man with access to WMDs should you be getting smashed on vodka all day long?
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As if the little shits aren't spoiled enough as it is.
Who's up for some more bloody brill pictures from Russia? WE ALL ARE. Good. You're welcome.
A 34 year old MP was refused service at a Springsteen gig last week and so we ask are age challenge laws...
This Irish bloke drinks an upside-down pint but can't take the heat and faints and knocks himself clean out in a pub.
One night in Belgrade we met a man loading bottles of Serbian moonshine into the boot of someoneâ€™s car. His name was...