My heart goes out to her.
Yeah, blame it autocue.
The lazy man’s dream.
Shake your money maker...or not.
"Once in my cell I was pleasantly surprised by the cleanliness and décor."
Explain that one.
You know it's right.
Of course they did.
Always check the small print.
Finger Lickin' Good.
Heart attack city.
Shall we fund it for him via the NHS (again)?
Some of his behaviour was absolutely despicable.
Well that's embarrassing.
That's one for Jeremy Kyle then.
Sometimes, you absolutely positively have to jerk off and nothing is going to stop you - we all know the feeling.
Doesn't get sneakier than this.
It was getting pretty ridiculous.
His lips are also leaking filler.
Sort it out, Fox News.
Fox News turn to the voice of reason following Sunday's embarrassing claim that Birmingham is an entirely Muslim city.