Barack Obama Asks For Advance Episodes Of Game Of Thrones And True Detective
More information on why Barack Obama is a complete sick head.
More information on why Barack Obama is a complete sick head.
A photographer from “highly reputable†French newspaper Le Figaro claims that President Barack Obama is having an affair with Beyonce.
Barack Obama, David Cameron and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt just had to get a snap together during the memorial service.
This time he asked them which they preferred – ObamaCare or the Affordable Care Act, despite the fact they’re the same thing – and quietly listened to their dumb explanations for this.
Only France has offered to join the US in attacking Syria. How does the rest of the world feel about it?
Finding it hard to wrap your head around the economic crisis? This Irish man explains it perfectly.
The PM made a compilation for all his world leader besties and, surprise surprise, it sucks harder than a nuclear-powered Dyson.
Meet the man who exposed the US government’s extensive surveillance operations as we ask whether this has all been blown out of proportion.
It’s cool that Barack Obama has time to do stupid comedy skits like this despite being the most powerful man in the world, but I guess this is why he’s almost universally loved.
Time for another round of Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person – this time dealing with the umbrella of all conspiracy theories – the Illuminati.
Meet Titus, the sickest basketball player you’ll witness this week. And he’s only 24 months old.
Basketball fan sinks $75,000 half court hook and gets mobbed by LeBron James – absolute worldy shot by 50 year old Michael Drysch.
A one trillion dollar coin sounds like something out of a science fiction novel but the US government are giving some serious thought to making one to offset the effects of their current debt ceiling.
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
Apparently people are getting so stressed out about the end of the world that they’re actually contemplating suicide so that they miss out on it. Kinda dumb if you ask me.
The world lost their minds to the Obama vs Romney orgy, but no-one did so more than this woman who named her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Mindfuck.
If you go on Mitt Romney’s Facebook page and hit refresh every second then he loses about 10 fans. It’s a lot of fun and a great way to track his descent into obscurity in real time.
Most celebrities who tweeted their reaction to Barack Obama’s re-election were stoked on it because they aren’t Republican idiots but Donald Trump had a full on meltdown and encouraged his followers to march on Washington to stop this travesty.
Not only did Barack Obama break records by getting re-elected last night, he also broke Justin Bieber’s long held record for most popular tweet ever with his victory tweet.
If you’re having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain’t one. Jay-Z rips into Mitt Romney at an election event in Ohio. Brap Brap.
As the 2012 Presidential election looms over us, Sick Chirpse gets to the nitty gritty of why Barack deserves another four years in charge.
Apparently it was International Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday. I didn’t celebrate, but Barack Obama did. Obviously.
Last night at the Republican National Convention, Clint Eastwood ranted and raved like a senile old manat an empty chair that he thought was Barack Obama for fifteen minutes.
Barack Obama took place in a live Q & A on Reddit yesterday and pretty much broke the internet. Here’s a selection of some of the best questions he did manage to answer though.
Mario Balotelli is never out of the news, but for once it’s not actually him doing something crazy. Some Italian dude has made a crop circle picture of him.