It was plastic?!
Pete's gonna Pete.
Modern art is so stupid.
Surely she’s too old for him?
Quite the collection.
Nobody noticed it was even happening for two weeks.
Money well spent.
Oh my days.
Yet another teen selling her first time.
Certainly beats a Big Mac.
Why hasn't this happened sooner?
It’s a full moon tonight.
The future is now.
He's ready to give something back.
The sordid price of higher education.
Not really digging this.
Of course he does.
What else could she be missing?
What a headline.
Say hello to his little friend!
The most hardcore biscuit in existence is officially up for auction.
How much would you buy a dildo throne for?
Not a catâ€™s dick, a cat dick.
That's got to sting.
What a wasted effort.