Don't blame her.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Makes a change.
Dreams can come true.
Try saying this one line when you're hungover.
Great use of resources.
Jackass never dies.
I think if there’s one thing that most people can agree on, it’s that paedophiles are the scum of the Earth and...
Too much hippie crack.
Sharing too much.
Boozing every day is the key to a long life.
Time to get the drinks in.
Everyone to the bar.
Find me Bucky.
The lollipop you never knew you needed.
Have a tipple with your ripple.
Fish guts are a thing of the past.
Hope it was worth it.
And you thought you had a lot to drink last night.