Whoa whoa whoa, hold up a minute. You can get SNIPER RIFLES at paintball? Why did we not know about this sooner? If we’d of known this we would have been paintballing at every god damn free moment (income permitted) that we had. Because let’s be honest, paintballing kinda sucks doesn’t it? It’s all just a bit, ‘meh’. You get all hyped up thinking ‘YEAH BOY THIS IS GONNA BE TOTALLY SICK PURE DELTA FORCE SAS COMMANDO STYLE’, but in reality it’s just you and you mates diving around the woods, hiding behind tyres, firing shitty paintball guns that have no range and are far from accurate, and you generally get popped off by some nobhead hiding under a mountain of leaves. It’s also really overpriced, cold and physically painful. I would much rather light up a doob and session some COD in the comforts of my own bedroom. But now that we’re been informed that you can get sniper rifles involved with paintball matches, the game has totally changed.
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Everyone loves sniper rifles, right? There’s just something about them that makes them really, really awesome. It’s obviously not the whole having to piss yourself because you can’t move from your spot for hours on end, and it’s not really the unattractive guille suits that do it for us, but the whole thing about being hidden and being able to pop off your targets as you please just does it for us (cue appointment with therapist).
Here’s a video of a sniper paintballer in action, with a camera attached to their scope giving us a nice run of long shot sniper kills that involve paint and balls.