Birdemic: Shock And Terror – The Worst Film Ever Made
Ladies and gentleman, we introduce to you the worst film anyone ever made ever.
VIDEOS
Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 – SURPRISE!
Ah great, another Call Of Duty game is being released, that’s another 2 months of my life down the drain.
When Sharks Attack
Fvck sharks. Seriously, sharks are the most evil fuckers on our planet. Sharks are big fat dutty killing machines that would not think twice about ripping you apart.
Slip’n’Slide Video At 1000 FPS (Guarenteed To Make You Smile)
If you’re not smiling by the end of this video then you’re a total misery bag and there’s absolutely no hope for you.
Snoop Lion Releases First Song La La La, Video Directed By Eli Roth
Nobody was sure if Snoop Dogg was serious a few months ago when he announced he was changing his name to Snoop Lion and pursuing a reggae direction, it turns out he was though. Here’s La La La.
Olivier Giroud Gives His Shirt To The Fans Too Early And Has To Ask For It Back
Arsenal sneaked their way out of what should have been an embarrassing loss, but Olivier Giroud thought that it was all over at 90 mins and gave his shirt to the fans, and then had to ask for it back like a numpty.
How To Rave (1997 Version)
Raving in the 90’s was a thing of beauty. Shell suits, happy hardcore and a shit load of XTC. Here’s a classic video of some ravers doing what they do best.
Ghostbuster Backflips Over Policeman Then Gets Arrested
As we come to the end of our freakingly fantastic Halloween themed run of articles, here’s a video of a Ghostbuster doing a back flip over a fat cop.
VIDEO: Massive ConEd Power Station Explosion Caused By Hurricane Sandy
Hurricane Sandy fucked NYC up, mainly due to when it took out the ConEd power station which provides power to everything below 39th Street in Manhattan. Here’s a pretty awesome video of the explosion that took ConEd out of the game.
Happy Halloween – Take This Lollipop Will Scare The Shit Out Of You
Just in time for Halloween, this modern day interactive movie short is going to scare the living crap out of you. Seriously.
Dude Gets Taken OUT While Acting Really Weird On Football Pitch
There have been some great videos of pitch invasions on Sick Chirpse but none have ever featured anyone who’s as smacked up and off their nut as the dude in this video,.
Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The Italian Jeremy Kyle
Cristiano Ronaldo obviously has a bunch of skills but I never would have assumed that family therapy was among them.
Dame Judi Dench Represents Lethal Bizzle’s DENCH Clothing Line
Judi Dench speaks on radio about her love for Lethal Bizzle’s DENCH clothing line. What a G!
Schoolboy Gets Pure Abuse From West Ham Fans
Don’t worry, we’re not promoting any type of bullying, just some good old BANTER between #LADS.
Pumpktris – Tetris In A Pumpkin
What’s the coolest thing you can do with a pumpkin? You probably weren’t thinking ‘set up a fully playable version of Tetris inside it that uses the stem as a controller were you? Welcome to Pumpktris.
VIDEO: Dude Rides A Jet Ski Through New Jersey During Hurricane Sandy
Sorry, that photo is unrelated. As much as I’d absolutely love to be posting a video of an old ages pensioner riding a modified mobility scooter and jet ski hybrid, I’d not.
Cake Fight
How do you normally make a cake? You probably don’t get two women in bikinis to throw all the ingredients over each other, but that’s exactly what happened at Cake Fight at Doncaster Tattoo Jam.
Razor Ramon Sings A Kid Rock Song
When you’re as washed up as Razor Ramon, what’s the only thing that gets you through the day? Yeah, that’s right, an obscure Kid Rock song from 2001.
The New Tagline To The New Die Hard Is Almost As Bad As Its Title
John McClane is back and headed to Moscow, with a couple of terrible taglines and subtitles in tow.
Incredible Zombie Pumpkin Garden
Ray Villafane is a master pumpkin carver andhe’s so good at making pumpkins that he can create a whole zombie pumpkin exhibit out of them.
BBC Radio Presenter Drops Absolute Bomb With Jimmy Savile Prank
If you’re hating your life right now because it’s Monday lunch time and you’re still shaking from the insane amount of booze you ingested over the weekend, this video should cheer you up.
Will Smith Turns Up Unannounced To Party And Drops An Impromptu Freestyle
You know you’re doing something right in life when everyone’s favourite Fresh Prince Will Smith turns up to your party completely unannounced.
World’s Toughest Footballers – Italian Fight Club
Italian footballers have been criticised for diving willy nilly. Not these buggers though. They will destroy you given half a chance. Steer clear.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles In Stop Motion
You might be as upset as I am at the current bastardization of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that’s rolling around on Nickelodeon right now so here’s a stop motion version of the originals to cheer you up.
VIDEO: Insane Fight Inside Restaurant
We haven’t posted a good fight video in a while so here’s probably the best/funniest fight video we’ve ever seen to make up for it.
Worst Corner Kick Ever
There are surely a lot of contenders for the worst corner kick ever, but this effort from Alessandro Diamanti really needs to be seen to be believed.
The Redneck Way To Carve A Pumpkin
Why waste time carving a pumpkin when you can just shoot the fvck out of one like this redneck? He’s got the right idea.
Real O.G. Tells It Like It Is In Court
When in court you have two options: 1. Play by the rules and kiss the judge’s ass (boring) or 2. Act like a complete G and hand out abuse to everyone in the room (entertaining). This guy went for the 2nd option.
