100 Year Old Woman Wants 100 Dicks For Her Birthday (Video)
By the age of 100 you would hope that you’d know what you wanted from life. This old lady certainly does. She wants a whole bunch of dicks.
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Woman Collecting Her Period Blood And Turns It Into ‘Modern Art’
Prepare for the most disgusting thing you’ll see this week – a woman in Chile displaying her five-year-old period blood as modern art.
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Sharon Osbourne Says She Wants To Perform Oral Sex On Prince Charles
That foul-mouthed Sharon Osbourne claimed on US TV that she’d be up for some sexy time with Prince Charles, in exchange for a title.
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HappyPlayTime: The New App That Teaches Girls How To Get Offf
Someone has created an app promising to teach females how to masturbate properly. Do they need the help? Or should men be downloading this app instead?
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Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Bike (Kinda NSFW)
I don’t think I’d even know how you would describe a man having sex with a bike, so it’s a good thing this guy got caught so we can see it.
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Superman: Man Of Steel. A Really Honest Film Review.
Pickled Jhon went to see Man Of Steel over the weekend and decided to review it in his usual anarchic style. Find out what he thought (kinda) here.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Cops And Nobbers
Cops And Nobbers is a brand new tumblr that replaces robbers with dildos in the well known duo with hilarious results.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Boobs & Burgers
Here’s the perfect addition to your dietary needs – it’s Boobs and Burgers.
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Vampire Woman Is Addicted To Drinking Human Blood
This mother of two from Pennsylvania, US has been drinking human blood for 30 years and loves it.
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Dutch Daytime TV Presenter Drinks Milk From Woman’s Breast Live On Air (NSFW)
Those crazy dutch are at it again, this time a TV presenter gets breast fed live on a family show.
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Moroccan Woman Was Pregnant With 46-Year-Old Stone Baby; Yes, A Baby Made From Stone
As if the prospect of giving birth wasn’t horrifying enough, this Moroccan lady found she had been pregnant for 46 years, and the baby inside her had turned into stone.
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Guy Receives ‘Threatening Dildo’ After Run-In With Tractor Supply Company
I’ve received a lot of weird and unwelcome shit in the post, but a dildo calling me a dick would definitely top all of them.
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Topless Tobogganing In Germany? May As Well (NSFW)
Sometimes I like to think I’m writing intelligent articles on progressive topics. Sometimes I remember I’m just a gutter dwelling, boob watcher like everyone else. Oh well.
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LA Woman Has The Worst Boob Job Of All Time
Debbie from L.A. is the victim of what is probably the worst boob job of all time. Check out the NSFW pics here.
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Bear Grylls’ Producer Suffers Sick Snake Bite (NSFW)
Bear Grylls likes to talk a lot, but he’s not exaggerating about this nasty snake bite that nearly took his producer’s foot. NSFW.
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Disney’s Full Of Hidden References To Sex; Here’s The Most Obvious Ones You Probably Missed
It turns out that Disney is actually ridiculously sexual, and a lot of it is hidden and subliminal.
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NASA Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On The Surface Of Mars
It’s good to see that finally – after $800m and 9 years trawling around the surface of Mars – one of NASA’s Mars rovers has done something worthwhile.
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Is This The Stupidest Tattoo Of All Time? (NSFW)
We’ve featured a bunch of crappy tattoos on Sick Chirpse in our time but this one has got to be the stupidest – and weirdest – one so far.
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Brazilian Man Takes Photos Of His Colourful Poop
Have you ever thought about taking photos of your own multicoloured feces and putting them in your online portfolio?
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The Best Music Video I Have Ever Seen (NSFW)
This vid is disturbing, confusing, entertaining and most of all down right weird.
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Polish Rapper Has Eyes Tattooed And Facial Scarification
The title says it all. If you want to see a man have his eyes tattooed and then have his face cut open voluntarily you are in the right district.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Girls In Bed
Everyone likes to perv. It’s good for the soul. Here’s a Tumblr where your perving prowess will be tested to the max.
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When Ass Implants Go Wrong
Girls are now getting ass implants because titty implants are so 2000 don’t you know darling.
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Scouting For Girls Suck More Than a Jimmy Savile Zombie
Seriously. Fvck Scouting For Girls and fvck you.
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Just-In Beaver – The Justin Bieber Sex Doll
Justin Bieber has finally turned 18, which means it’s now no longer bad taste for a sex doll of him to come on the market.
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Pensioner Has Dead Wife’s Vagina Carved Into Her Gravestone
When someone dies who we’re close to, most of us visit their grave and place flowers. This guy got her vagina engraved on it.
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Cake Fight
How do you normally make a cake? You probably don’t get two women in bikinis to throw all the ingredients over each other, but that’s exactly what happened at Cake Fight at Doncaster Tattoo Jam.
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VIDEO: Girls Punching Each Other In The Face For Lolz
I have no words.
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VIDEO: The Reworked Adverts That Are Better Than The Originals
Jabooody’s advert antics rework crappy TV ads into 60 second long pieces of smut.
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Brazilian Woman Sells Her Virginity For $780,000
Turns out it’s not just old games and CDs you can bid for on the internet, there are virgins too, male and female!
