New iPhone App Tells You When It’s Safe To Have Sex
Would you use this new iPhone app which aims to replace traditional methods of contraception?
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Scientists Discover Creature That Can Remove And Re-Grow Its Penis
As scientists discover a sea slug that can remove and regrow its penis, we ponder the possibilities if this were the case for humans.
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Dude, Where’s My Sandwich?
Miserable and hungover? Cheer up. This short film about a dude looking for his chicken sandwich will cure your hangover and help crack a smile on your grey face.
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6 Sexy Songs To Soundtrack Successful Sexytimes
They say life is like a movie. Well, every film needs a climax… and a soundtrack, eh? Here are a few tunes that might help your performance:
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Hollywood Whitewashing: Top Ten Racebenders
Why do Hollywood cast whiteys to play non-Caucasian roles? It don’t make no mother fuck sense. Here’s a list of the ten worst whitewashes in Hollywood history. The Last Of The Racebenders.
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Profile Picture Politics: The Ultimate Like Craver’s Guide
Follow this code and you will achieve maximal likes on your profile picture and everyone will know cool you are.
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Sick Chirpse’s Reply To Candace Sutton’s Attempt To Troll Britain
Some dumb Australian bitch wrote the most stereotypical article ever explaining why it sucked to live in Britain so we decided to completely rip everything she wrote apart.
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When Will Bieber Learn? Maybe After Taking A Leak In A Mop Bucket
Could Bieber get any more retarded? Yes, he could, because he’s taken a leak in restaurant mop bucket, but the reason for his antics may have been uncovered.
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The British Public Are Really Stupid
Depressing but unsurprising new evidence reveals most people in this country are every bit as hysterical, gullible and easily-led as you feared.
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Wimbledon And The Abuse Of The Ball Boy
I don’t know if you noticed whilst you were busy watching Andy Murray win Wimbledon, but the ball boys there get a barrage of abuse and they don’t even get paid. Is it worth it?
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25 Jokes You’re Probably Too Stupid To Understand
How many did you get? (Don’t lie.)
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July 9th, 2013 – Leave Your Mark With A Music Time Capsule
Online blog Harkive.org set to capture a time capsule-esque snapshot of the world’s listening habits today; how, when, where, why? Take part and leave a mark.
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Navy Veteran Beats Down Idiot Neighbour
What’s worse than pissing off a Navy veteran? Hitting his girlfriend and shouting at his puppy.
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The Greatest Baseball Pitch Of All Time Has Occurred
Have a look at Korean gymnast Shi Soo-Ji throwing the sexiest baseball pitch of all time.
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Why I Hate Wimbledon Tennis
Enjoy the tennis at Wimbledon did you? Try living here when it’s happening. Bloody nightmare. Here are 7 examples of the sort of wankers that the SW19 Championships attract.
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Infographic Displays The History Of Banksy’s Art
Don’t know much about Banksy but wanna be able to name drop him some facts about him at cool hipster parties? No worries, this infographic tells you everything.
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Donald Trump’s Twitter Feed Is What’s Wrong With The World
Donald Trump’s Twitter Feed is a fine example of why Capitalism was a bad idea.
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Watch A Young Woman Tell Nick Cave How Much She Wants To Leap On Him Through Eye Contact Alone
A Glastonbury video has emerged showing a fan who is somewhat enamoured during a performance by Mr Cave.
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Kim Kardashian Gives Kanye West An Apple Mouse Signed By Steve Jobs For Father’s Day
Kim K bought Kanye West a cool Father’s Day gift – autographed Apple mice from Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak.
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Russian Driver Hits Cow Getting Mounted By Bull
Check out this Russian dash cam video of a car hitting a bull as it tries to mount a cow in the middle of the road.
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The Secret Sex Lives Of The South Wales Valleys
You know the old proverb, ‘the quainter and quieter the town, the louder and dirtier the sex.’ It’s in The Bible somewhere. Craigslist personal ads help prove that.
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Anamanaguchi
Who are Anamanaguchi? Sick Chirpse celebrates the announcement of their first live event in London next year with a beginner’s guide to the audio equivalent of a sugar rush on your favourite rollercoaster.
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A House You Might Actually Be Able To Afford….But What’s The Catch?
It’s a real bitch to get on the property ladder, but this house (balanced on a cliff edge) will really stick it to your mortgage adviser.
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Challenge 35 Is Introduced In Glasgow Bars As 34 Year Old MP Is Refused Service
A 34 year old MP was refused service at a Springsteen gig last week and so we ask are age challenge laws becoming too ridiculous?
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Alec Baldwin Has A Twitter Meltdown
Alec Baldwin has a Twitter meltdown brought on by the Daily Mail publishing a story that his wife was tweeting through James Gandolfini’s funeral.
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Russian Man Gets Revenge By Filling Someone’s Car With Cement
What do you do if someone blocks your car in? Well, if you’re in Russia, you pump a tonne of concrete into their car….
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What Can The Man With 10 Stone Testicles Teach Us About Media Consumption?
For the last few days the internet has been abuzz…
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HappyPlayTime: The New App That Teaches Girls How To Get Offf
Someone has created an app promising to teach females how to masturbate properly. Do they need the help? Or should men be downloading this app instead?
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Sculpture Ron Mueck Creates Beautiful Hyper-Realistic Pieces
This hyper-realistic sculptor spends hours and hours adjusting skin tone and adding hair to these beautifully majestic sculptures, usually of a personal moment.
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The Top 5 Viral Ad Campaigns Of The 00’s
We take a look back through some of the famous ad campaigns of the 00’s.
