The monstrous Kane from WWE has started a new insurance company in Knoxville, TN called The Jacobs Agency. He’s selling life insurance as well as insurance on vehicles and homes and offering retirement planning.
Kane also announced plans to run for public office one day when his pro wrestling career dies down – definitely something we’ll be following.
As far as the insurance goes though, we’d need to know a little more about which Kane we’d be dealing with before jumping into any commitments. If we’re dealing with the old masked Kane then great; who better to get your life insurance from than the only remaining survivor of a house fire that wiped out his entire family? (I know the Undertaker also survived, but technically he’s already dead).
If we’re dealing with the new Kane, who actually dresses, talks and acts like an insurance salesman, then thanks but no thanks. All about the Big Red Machine.
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Bonus – old school Kane on beast mode: