Jeremy Clarkson Is Going To Be Back On The BBC Within The Month
That didn’t last long.
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Chinese Guy Gets Involved In Car Accident; 17 Girlfriends Turn Up At The Hospital
Well that couldn’t really have gone worse.
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A Man Named Burger Is Marrying A Woman Named King; Burger King Paying For Wedding
I suppose it would be rude if they didn’t.
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David Cameron Ate A Hot Dog With A Knife And Fork
Sure that’s going to get you a lot of votes bud.
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Man Crashes Car Into Toys R Us Then Rampages Naked Through The Store With A Cricket Bat
This is the definition of a bank holiday bender.
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Girl Born With Elephant Trunk Deformity Worshipped As God In India
She resembles Lord Ganesha.
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DMX Robbed One Of His Own Fans At Gun Point On Easter Sunday
DMX doing DMX things for Easter.
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Man Dies After Having Sex With Scarecrow Which Was Wearing A Six Inch Strap On Penis
Suddenly your sex life doesn’t seem so crazy does it?
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RIP The Oldest Woman In The World — Misao Okawa
She didn’t look a day over 117.
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This Could Be The World’s Greatest Hangover Cure EVER…
It might look completely rank but its benefits are huge.
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Student Responds To University Rejection Letter With Rejection Of Their Rejection
A+ comeback to any rejection.
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Muhammad Ali Is ‘Rooting For Manny Pacquiao’ In Floyd Mayweather Fight
The legend has spoken.
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Two Homophobic Murderers Just Got Married In The UK’s First Gay Prison Wedding
Proof that homophobes are just closet cases.
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A Man Died At A £3 Million James Bond-Themed Sex Party In Hertfordshire On The Weekend
There’s always one person who ruins every party.
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Japan’s Miss Universe Is Getting Abuse Because She ‘Doesn’t Look Japanese Enough’
People can be so mean.
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Katie Hopkins Is Under Investigation By The Police For Inciting Racial Hatred With These Tweets
Christmas has come early.
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Jeremy Clarkson Will Still Be Presenting Top Gear Live Shows
The saga isn’t over yet.
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Danish Electrician Gets Fired After Posting Health & Safety Violations On Facebook
Whistle-blower fired for whistle blowing. Standard.
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Sea World’s New #AskSeaWorld Campaign Has Just Been Completely Trolled
Did anyone really think that this wasn’t going to happen?
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Creepy Baby Is Born With The Number 12 On His Forehead
Damian eat your heart out.
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Man Superglues Wife’s Vagina Shut Because He Thinks That She Cheated
I don’t think the punishment fits the crime here.
