Two People Have Died After Lying In The Middle Of A Road To Get A Selfie
Is this the dumbest selfie-related death of the year so far?
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Husband & Wife Guilty Of ‘Massive Terror Attack’ Plot On 7/7 Anniversary In London
Phew, that was close.
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Police Officer Who Shot And Killed 12-Year-Old Carrying Toy Gun Will Not Face Charges
Despite this damning CCTV evidence, the police officer who shot this kid dead has gone free.
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Lego Is A Better Investment Than Gold, Apparently
You should have been hoarding Lego this whole time.
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British Couple Celebrate Birth Of First Cloned Puppy
Humans next?
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9-Year-Old Opens His PS4 Box On Christmas Day To The Worst Surprise Ever
Here’s how you ruin Christmas forever.
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You Can Now Get 5 Years In Prison For ‘Psychological Bullying’ In Your Relationship
If your partner does any of these things, grass them up right now.
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Astronaut Tim Peake Accidentally ‘Prank Calls’ Earth
Ground control to major… oh no sorry, wrong number.
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This Man Just Became The First Person Ever To Row Across The Pacific Ocean
This is a ridiculous achievement.
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What Did People Get Stuck In Their Asses This Year?
Some surprising new entries this year.
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Christmas Card Addressed To “England” Somehow Makes It To The Right House
Unbelievable skills from the Royal Mail.
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Here’s What Became Of The Mac And Cheese Kid Who Attacked That Restaurant Manager
Luke Gatti flew all the way to Ecuador to apologise to the food manager he assaulted in the video.
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ISIS Are Threatening To Kidnap The First Miss Iraq Since 1972 Unless She Joins Them
To be fair she is a babe, but come on guys.
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People Are Trolling David Cameron’s Christmas Message With #YouAintNoChristianBruv
David Cameron just got put in his place big time.
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Mark Hamill Swerved The Graham Norton Show To Visit Sick Kids In Hospital
The force is charitable with this one.
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Charlie Sheen Vows To Find A Cure For HIV
Is Charlie Sheen going to become the first person to be cured of AIDS?
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Donald Trump Says That Hillary Clinton Got Cock-Slapped By Barack Obama
This could be his most outrageous statement yet.
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British Dad Speaks About How His Muslim Family Were Banned From Disneyland
This makes no sense at all.
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Guy Offers Older Female Instructor Sex For Driving Lessons; Backfires Spectacularly
That’s only going to work in Holland mate.
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Nicolas Cage Agrees To Return Stolen T-Rex Skull To Mongolia
What a headline.
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‘Ginger Extremist’ Arrested For Plot To Kill Prince Charles So Harry Could Be King
His own brother grassed him up.
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London’s Regent Street Was Evacuated Today After A Suspicious Vehicle Was Left Abandoned By Hamley’s
The back window seems to have been shot up with bullet holes.
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How Much Does Your Local NHS Hospital Make From Car Parking Fees?
This pisses me off too much.
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Anonymous Have Taken Down Over 100 Websites In Japan As Part Of Their Anti-Whaling Campaign
Nice one Anonymous crew.
