Paris Police Shoot Terrorist Trying To Enter Station On Charlie Hebdo Anniversary
BREAKING.
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Man Drowns Himself Using His Murdered Wife’s Head
The old ball and chain doing its job.
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Groom Beats Up His Wife’s Bridesmaids At His Own Wedding Reception
Not the best way to kick off married life.
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Twitter Is Considering Scrapping The 140 Character Limit For 10,000 Characters
Way to change the whole dynamic of the company.
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Martin Shkreli Ordered A $120 Cup Of Tea To Impress His Tinder Date
‘I’m not really a big tea drinker.’
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Customer Gives Amazon Bad Feedback; Finds A 10 Inch Dildo In His Shopping Basket
Amazon are savage for this one.
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A Plane Flew For 40 Minutes Before Someone Noticed A Door Was Open
Somebody really should have checked that.
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‘WhitePeopleMeet’ Is The Newest, Most Controversial Dating Site Of 2016
Is there anything wrong with this?
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Tyga Allegedly Tried To Chat Up A 14-Year-Old Model On Instagram And Got Baited Up Big Time
14-year-olds these days…
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Ronda Rousey’s First Instagram Post Of 2016 Is Depressing As Fuck
Geez girl lighten up.
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Building Himself A Robot Butler Like Jarvis From Iron Man
Building robot butlers > Donating to charity.
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Woman Suffers Heart Attack At Bar On NYE; Hairdresser Goes On Horrific Facebook Rant About It
Of course sorting out your bill is more important than another person’s life.
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The Sun Forced To Print Front Page Apology To Jeremy Corbyn
A landmark victory.
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Jaden Smith Is The New Face Of Louis Vuitton’s Women Wear 2016
Yet another curveball from Will Smith’s son.
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Guy Wakes Up In A Nursing Home After A Particularly ‘Large’ New Year’s Eve
The ultimate NYE hangover.
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This New App Will Let You Have 2 Numbers On One Phone So You Can Cheat Easier
Cheaters of the world – rejoice.
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The Internet Is Crapping All Over The New #CleanForTheQueen Campaign
Did they actually think this was going to work?
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Nigel Farage Reveals Details Of An Unsuccessful Assassination Attempt On His Life
Nigel Farage reveals how he was only moments from death.
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Donald Trump’s Spokeswoman Wears Necklace Of Bullets On TV, Says She Should Have Worn ‘A Fetus’
Literally bullets on her neck. America is doomed.
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Labour MP Simon Danczuk Suspended From Party After Sexting A 17 Year Old Girl
Good to know politicians are as sleazy as ever at the end of 2015.
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Margaret Thatcher Was Terrified Of Anal Sex In The 80s
How times change.
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Girl Lies About Being Raped So She Can Get Out Of Her A Level Exam
She’s in the right place now, prison.
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Scientists Have Discovered That Your Brain Logs A Timestamp At The Moment Of Your Death
A fascinating, if morbid discovery.
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Man Dies On Christmas Day After Trying To Blow Up Condom Machine
Worst Christmas ever.
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This Disgusting Pimp Tattooed Barcodes Onto The Women He Forced Into Prostitution
When one of his girls tried to escape, he did the unthinkable.
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ISIS Release ‘Rape Handbook’ And It’s Just As Sick And Twisted As It Sounds
This is one of the most shocking things I’ve ever read.
