At Least 20 People Have Died After A Pet Monkey Attacked A Young Girl
Carnage.
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Former CIA Agent Says Aliens ‘Use Our Planet Like A Supermarket’
We come in peace… and to stock up.
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It’s Official – Fabric Has Its Licence Back
Absolute result.
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Tinder Launches Trans-Inclusive Options And They Don’t Care If It Makes You Uncomfortable
The only thing Tinder won’t tolerate is prejudice.
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These Halls Are About To Get Transformed Into The Best Student Digs In The UK
For those who’ve always wanted to live in the Google offices.
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Mass Protests In South Korea After The President Is Linked to Religious Cult
Is the Korean President just a puppet?
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This Teacher Faces 30 Years In Jail After Getting Pregnant By Her 13-Year-Old Student
These stories just keep getting worse and worse.
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Donald Trump Might Have A New Hairstyle When He Enters The White House
Get a load of this.
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This Woman Has Been Accused Of Trading Sex For Nachos
She asked the undercover police officer for the nachos four times.
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Sisqo Has Finally Revealed What ‘Dumps Like A Truck’ Actually Means
Let me see that thong.
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This Story About Michael Bisping DJing An Underground Rave Is Like Something Out Of A Guy Ritchie Movie
Things escalate pretty quickly.
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Dying Teenager Becomes The First British Resident To Become Cryogenically Frozen
Real life Futurama.
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Brendan Dassey Will NOT Be Getting Out Of Jail After Federal Court Appeals
Looks like Wrestlemania will have to wait a little longer…
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Coca Cola’s New Bottle Allows You To Take Selfies Whilst Drinking
Just what I always wanted.
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Man Slips Into Acidic Water In Hot Spring; Dissolves Into Thin Air
Stay out of the water.
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Kim Jong-Un Releases Statement Asking China To Stop Calling Him Fat
Stop the bullying.
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Katie Hopkins Set To Launch Her Own TV Show
This is the exact thing we don’t want.
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Married Woman Claims She Was Raped By Charizard From Pokémon Go
Can the tales of Pokemon Go related woe get any stranger?
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You Can Now Get Ice Cold Beer And Cider Delivered To Your Door In 20 Minutes
Dreams = realised.
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Drinking Red Wine Before Smoking Can Prevent The Damage Caused By Cigarettes
I’ll cheers to that.
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Leaked Document Reveals Theresa May Still Has No Idea What To Do About Brexit
Well that’s promising.
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Donald Trump Is ‘Surprised At The Scope’ Of The President’s Duties
What do you think he was supposed to do?
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