Meteor Slams Into Russia
If you told me that I’d wake up today to news that a huge meteorite had slammed into Russia and there were a bunch of awesome videos of it, I would probably have said you were crazy. But it happened.
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The World’s Worst Video Daters Will Terrify You
I don’t know what video dating is or how it even happened in the 80’s, but if you think you’re going to get a date looking or acting like any of these morons then I think you’re sorely mistaken.
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Oscar Pistorius Shoots His Girlfriend Dead
Oscar Pistorius redefines the concept behind Valentine’s Day by shooting his girlfriend in the head.
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The Swiss Football League Is Back! Away Fans Travel To Match Dressed As Giant Dick And Sperm
Well, when you’re travelling to Young Boys’ ground and it’s called the Wankdorf Stadium it would probably be rude not to, right?
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9 Year Old Patrik Jakubik Is Completely Sick At Football
I wish I was as good as this kid is at football now, let alone when I was 9 years old.
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Google Street View Catches A Couple Banging In A Dressing Room (SFW)
Google Street View has picked up some amazing images over the years but I don’t think it has got one of two people getting it on in the changing room of a skate store yet so this is pretty unprecedented stuff.
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What Happens When A Ping Pong Ball Travelling At 900MPH Hits A Ping Pong Paddle?
I’m sure almost everyone reading this has probably thought about the answer to this question all their lives but have been unable to discover it. Well, the wait is over. And there’s a video of it too!
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Knife Wielding Man Tasered Outside Buckingham Palace
This happened on Sunday sure but it’s still a pretty awesome video because everyone loves a good tasering, especially when the guy getting tasered actually deserves it for once.
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NFL Player Wasn’t Wearing A Cup
The Superbowl yesterday seemed like it was pretty entertaining, but seeing this guy’s junk waggle around in his pants as he runs a touchdown in was probably the funniest part.
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10 Celebrities As Zombies
AMC and The Walking Dead have teamed and made an app that turns you into a zombie. So here are a bunch of celebrities who have been turned into zombies and look pretty nasty.
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What If Breaking Bad Was A Sitcom?
It’s remarkably easy to turn Breaking Bad into a sitcom just by adding some canned laughter and applause tracks, which is pretty surprising considering how goddamn serious it is all the time. Check out a Breaking Bad sitcom here.
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Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
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Some Finnish Dude Scored A Rabona Penalty
Rabona goals are dope but I haven’t ever seen anyone have the balls to step up and take a rabona penalty ever. This Finnish dude did though and absolutely nailed it.
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Bizarre Standoff Between LAPD And Man Inhaling A Balloon
I’ve seen a few televised standoffs between police and hostages/gunmen etc but I’ve never seen one between the LAPD and a guy blowing up balloons.
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Someone Made An Open Heart Surgery Simulation Game And It’s Completely Awesome
It’s also completely insane and nothing like what I imagine open heart surgery to be like, but I guess that’s where its charm lies. It’s also pretty addictive and really frustrating, like all the best games.
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The UK’s Funniest Prank
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
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Michael Jackson’s First Ever Superbowl Halftime Show
The Superbowl Halftime Show is pretty much one of the biggest events on Earth right now, but they used to just have lameass marching bands instead of international superstars performing it. One man changed that though. His name? Michael Jackson.
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HMV Employees Live Tweet Their Firings On HMV’s Twitter Account
It’s pretty cool that if you’re getting fired you can live tweet it now huh? Especially if you work for a major corporation that’s going into administration and you know that it’s going to cause a massive shitstorm because they’re firing 190 people.
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Insane Photographs From A Public Amputation Of A Thief’s Fingers In Iran (SFW)
I agree that thieves should be punished but I don’t think they should have all their fingers cut off at a public ceremony by this horrific machine, no way.
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Insanely Stupid Reactions To WWE Royal Rumble
It’s understandable that some fans might get upset by wrestling results every now and again These fans should probably be sectioned though because their reactions are completely and utterly insane, like the guy who got shot in the face but still said the Royal Rumble result was the worst part of his week.
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Batman_LDN: Why It Snowed Last Week
Batman_LDN is back on Sick Chirpse with a new semi-regular column in which he details his incredible life. This week he explains why it snowed last week and why it was all essentially his fault. He also apologises.
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Hanson Singing MMMBop Now Sounds Better Than Hanson Singing MMMBop In The 90’s
MMMBop was one of the biggest hits of the 90’s but Hanson seemingly disappeared without a trace after that megahit. Turns out they’re still around making music though, and their current version of MMMBop is even better than the original.
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The Entourage Movie Is Confirmed
Entourage was one of my favourite TV shows from the 00’s and today the much rumoured and long awaited movie has finally been confirmed, I’ve got some mixed feelings about it though.
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Garrett McNamara Surfs A 100 Foot Wave To Set A New World Record
Garrett McNamara is a badass because he just doesn’t give a crap and rides 100 foot waves like it’s going out of style and won’t possibly kill him. Check out a video and a couple of sick pictures too here.
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Justin Bieber Gropes A Belieber At A Meet And Greet
Justin Bieber has hit 18 and he’s turned from a cute little kid into a horny asshole like every other guy out there.
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Paul Scholes’ Car Is Stolen As He Leaves It Running While It’s De-Icing
I guess it hasn’t been a good day for the cars of Manchester football players: first Balotelli’s car is pissed on and now Paul Scholes’ has been stolen while he was de-icing it. When it rains it pours I guess. Here’s the story and some of the best twitter reaction.
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Algerian Player Breaks The Goal In Algeria V Togo
The African Nations cup is definitely the dumbest of all the international tournaments and it’s moments like this that you really only ever see in it.
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Chris Brown And Frank Ocean Have A Fight Over A Parking Space
Late last night in LA Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were trying to get in the same parking space, and it allegedly spiralled out of control into a full fledged brawl between both guys and their entourages! OMG!
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Patrice Evra Trolls Dimitar Berbatov
After you’ve jut lost heavily on your return to your former club, the last thing you probably want is one of your teammates to make fun of you as you leave the field, but that’s exactly what Patrice Evra did to Dimitar Berbatov this weekend.
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer: In LEGO
The Dark Knight Rises and LEGO were two of my favourite things from last year so why the hell haven’t I seen this yet huh?
