Everyone loves zombies, but I guess nobody would actually want to be a zombie, at least not permanently. I mean it might be cool dressing up as a zombie for Halloween or a costume party or whatever but to actually be a zombie would completely suck as it would take ages to get anywhere because they are so frigging slow and you also wouldn’t really enjoy anything anymore except for walking around really slowly trying to eat people’s brains. You also wouldn’t really be able to communicate with anyone or watch TV or go on the internet or play football or guitar or bang girls or anything else fun and people would be trying to blow your brains out all the time, so yeah I don’t think it would be fun at all by any stretch of the imagination.
It would be kind of cool to see what you looked like if you were turned into e a zombie though because I mean it would just be kind of interesting you know? Which of your body parts would be hanging off, how bloody would your face be, how scary would you look etc etc are all questions that I find myself asking all the time. Well, not really obviously but I guess I might think about them once every couple of years though.
If you’re like me, or think about these kinds of things even more than usual then you’re in luck because there’s a new app that has been released from AMC that lets you Walking Dead yourself and see what you look like as a zombie. I haven’t actually done this yet – and to be honest I don’t know if I can really be bothered – but it sounds a lot better than actually dressing up as a zombie to see how you look. I mean for one if you dress up you can’t really do it properly unless you get a really good makeup artist and the chances of that happening are like 0 probably.
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Like I went to that stupid 2.8 hours later thing a couple of months ago where zombies chase you around the city and it was completely lame and at the end you were supposed to get made up as a zombie but the guys who made you up just made you look crap so it just ended up looking like an even worse version of a zombie from that crap episode of the X Files or something. I really wanted to come up with a reference to a really crap zombie there (or at least a movie/tv show/music video where the zombies looked really crap) but I have been sitting here for about twenty minutes trying to find one and using google but I just can’t get there. If anyone can help me out with that for next time I might have such a problem then please do leave a comment. But yeah, the point is if I wanted to see what I looked like as a zombie then I probably wouldn’t want to get all dressed up in make up because it would probably just end up looking like turd. Thankfully, now that this app exists I don’t need to.
In order to promote the app, AMC and The Walking Dead paid Sick Chirpse a billion pounds to write an article about it. Yeah right, I wish. No, instead they zombified a bunch of celebrities with it and they actually look pretty decent/cool. So here’s a bunch of pictures that will probably make you want to get the app. You can go check out the dead yourself app HERE. These pictures are cool but does anyone else think that it’s really annoying the Ryan Gosling still manages to be super hot even though he’s a zombie!?!? I hate that guy. I guess I love him really though.
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