timw_brap, Author at Sick Chirpse

This Dude Robbed A Bank Because He Would Rather Be In Jail Than Live With His Wife

NEWS / timw_brap

We’ve all been there buddy.

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Young women lying on sofa with blow-up doll

Sex Robots Are Going To Be So Good In Bed That We’re All Going To Become Addicted To Them

NEWS / timw_brap

No need for a real relationship anymore.

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A Machete Wielding Dude Has Chased The South Carolina Paedo Clown Back Into The Woods

NEWS / timw_brap

Normal.

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Danny Dyer’s Honeymoon Has Been Interrupted By Black Lives Matter Protesters

NOT THE NEWS / timw_brap

Of course it has.

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This Professional Male Escort Has Revealed What Women Really Want In The Bedroom

LIFE / timw_brap

Game over.

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Stockbroker Rapist Says His Victim Was Only Crying Because His Penis Was Too Big

NEWS / timw_brap

Sure.

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Mexican Girl Facing Death Threats After This Video Of Her Abusing Her Dog Went Viral

VIDEOS / timw_brap

What is this girl actually doing?

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This Teacher Performed The Most Obscene Sex Acts On A Group Of Kids At A Bar Mitzvah

NEWS / timw_brap

Twisted party.

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Narcos Producer Says ‘We’ll Stop When The Drug Trade Stops’ While Casually Dropping Season 3 Trailer

TV / timw_brap

The blow must go on.

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Research Suggests If You Love Drinking Gin And Tonic You’re A Hardened Psychopath

NEWS / timw_brap

Make that a double.

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Vladimir Putin’s Official Driver Has Been Killed In A Head On Collision (VIDEO)

VIDEOS / timw_brap

His favourite driver has died.

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Don’t Eat Any More Supermarket Chicken Until You’ve Read This

FOOD / timw_brap

Maybe give it a miss next time.

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This Rainbow Burger Is An Absolutely Killer Tribute To Gene Wilder

FOOD / timw_brap

How the hell do they make that?

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Drunk Irish Guys Building IKEA Furniture

Watch This Wasted Couple Try To Assemble IKEA Furniture After Necking Shots

VIDEOS / timw_brap

That looks like fun.

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A Burning Man Camp Run By Rich People Was Raided And Vandalised By Protesters

NEWS / timw_brap

The revolution has begun.

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New Evidence Suggests Steven Avery Is One Step Closer To Becoming A Free Man

TV / timw_brap

Crunch time.

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Watch These Insanely Brutal Kills In The New ‘Friday The 13th’ Video Game Trailer

GAMING / timw_brap

Unprecedented levels of brutality.

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The Trailer For The New Oasis Documentary Just Dropped And It Looks Absolutely Epic

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Supersonic.

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Harry Kane Is Really Pissed Off About His New Ratings On FIFA 2017

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Unlucky mate.

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The Giant Panda Is No Longer An Endangered Species

NEWS / timw_brap

Well played.

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You Will Never Want To Eat Gummy Sweets Again After Watching This Video

VIDEOS / timw_brap

I’m going vegan.

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Watch This Rapper/Singer Duo Totally Smash It With An Off The Cuff Collaboration In A Berlin Subway

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Nailed it.

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This Moron Got Arrested After Using His Own Wanted Poster As His Facebook Profile Picture

NOT THE NEWS / timw_brap

Smooth moves brainiac.

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ISIS Has Banned Women From Wearing Burkas

NEWS / timw_brap

Curveball.

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This Morbidly Obese Woman’s Sexual Fantasy Is To Be So Fat That She Can’t Move

LIFE / timw_brap

Not long to go by the looks of things.

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Eddie Alvarez Says That He Would Beat The Absolute Shit Out Of Conor McGregor

NEWS / timw_brap

This is savage fight talk.

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Duke Nukem’s Back With A Special 20th Anniversary World Tour (With Even More Strippers)

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Hail to the king baby.

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Noel Gallagher Fucked Up ‘Champagne Supernova’ Beyond Belief Over The Weekend (VIDEO)

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Someday you will find me.

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Jeremy Clarkson Accidentally Gatecrashed Danny Dyer’s Wedding

NOT THE NEWS / timw_brap

Sure it was an accident mate.

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Jarne Verbruggen’s New Skate Video Is Hands Down One Of The Best Of The Year

VIDEOS / timw_brap

More bangers than a firework shop.

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