Tapioca Terror On The High Seas
Bit of an odd title I know, but I’m not even mucking about. Tapioca brought a 12,000 tonne freighter to it’s watery knees.
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Polish Rapper Has Eyes Tattooed And Facial Scarification
The title says it all. If you want to see a man have his eyes tattooed and then have his face cut open voluntarily you are in the right district.
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Is This The Stupidest Free Kick Ever?
There’s no other way to describe this, other than you have to watch it because it’s the stupidest free kick you’ll ever see. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
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Meet The Woman Who Eats Cat Hair
Most of us have eaten some dodgy things, but this woman takes the piss. Why? Because she eats cat hair, that’s why.
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Share The Rainbow? Skittles Advert Banned For Simulating Rainbow Sharing
First there was Morgan Freeman getting pissed off that he couldn’t hold a baby without turning it into candy…now there is a newlywed couple getting banned for sharing the rainbow.
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Metallica’s ‘Nothing Else Matters’ Transposed To A Major Key
I’m no Metallica fan, but if you like them or not you probs know this tune. Some geek has transposed the track from sad to happy and now it sounds well weird.
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Flamy, The Burns Unit Mascot, Is The Most Inappropriate Mascot Ever
The burns unit in a Brazilian hospital have the most inappropriately named mascot ever – Flamy. What’s worse is that Flamy visits the children’s unit…
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UK Citizenship Entry Exam – Unfair? Yes.
If you’re a foreign national and want to live in the UK you have to take a citizenship exam. This week they’ve unveiled the latest version. Could you pass it?
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Which One Man Has Destroyed The Environment The Most?
Everyone plays their small daily part in ruining our watery little planet, but one man went that extra 1,000 miles and really destroyed it hard – by mistake.
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VIDEO: Two Cops Nearly Mown Down In Mad Foam Storm In Oz
Oz is currently reveling in a spate of weird weather action. Next up – a sea foam invasion. Anyway, funny video of cops nearly getting hit by a hidden car…
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Badasses You Should Really Know About: Ben Underwood
Yesterday we kick started our week of badasses that you should really know with the ultra talented gymnast Evgenia Kanaeva. Today we introduce Ben Underwood: the blind boy who used echo location.
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LeBron James Tackles Fan Who Hits $75,000 Shot
Basketball fan sinks $75,000 half court hook and gets mobbed by LeBron James – absolute worldy shot by 50 year old Michael Drysch.
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Badasses You Should Really Know About: Evgenia Kanaeva
Over the next few days we’re looking at badasses around the world that more people should really know about. First up here’s the most decorated rhythmic gymnast in the discipline’s 50 years – Evgenia Kanaeva.
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HOW TO GUIDE – Cutting Massive Holes In Cows
If you’ve ever fancied cutting a massive hole in a cow’s side, then getting elbow deep in its bowels, you’re a strange, strange individual. But you’ll like this.
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Audi’s New Technology Will Make All Humans Obsolete (Or Will Be Completely Useless)
Audi’s new technology is going to take us a big step closer to that terrifying/blissful futuristic Wall-E world in which people get so fat and useless and dependent on technology that they can’t stand on their own two feet. Either that or it’ll be completely redundant.
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VIDEO: Balinese Musicians Absolutely Owning It
I can’t play the gamelan, I hadn’t even heard of it until today. These Balinese Lords, however, know exactly what to do with it and it sounds mental.
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Dear Neighbours…
We’ve all experienced awful neighbours: from loud music to loud arguments. Here are some honest letters sent to neighbours, telling them off.
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NASA Makes Videos For Stoners – FACT
I know it sounds far fetched, but I’m pretty sure NASA is trying to win over, or hypnotize the stoned youth. Watch these videos and tell me I’m wrong.
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Christian Bale Is A Nice Guy, Apparently
It turns out that Christian Bale is quite a nice human being, when he calls up young cancer patient Zach Grey to discuss Batman. Here’s a recording of the conversation.
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SPLASH: The Sound Of Turds Falling
You’ve seen or at least heard of ITV’s Splash. Hell, we’ve written about it before but it’s so gash we had to do it again, complete with some other ideas for equally nonsensical celebrity challenge shows and the ideal contestants and judges, including celebrity human centipede.
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Awesome Photos From Russia With Love #3
The third and final part of our meander through the lives of the Russians. Today discussing art and ‘making do’. God bless them, every one.
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Why Does The Room Spin When You’re Drunk?
A quick boozy science lesson examining why we get a touch wobbly and a little bit spinney after a couple of drinky-poos.
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Is This The Scariest Movie Ever?
The remake of the previously baned 80’s horror classic takes it to a whole other level.
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Colin Murray Sacked From MOTD2 For Being An Irritating Little Snot
Colin Murray has been axed from Match of The Day 2 because the other pundits find him irritating, like a lot of other people. The reaction seems to have been unanimously negative towards his dismissal, which I don’t understand.
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Willing Woman Needed For Neanderthal Pregnancy
Harvard Professor desperately searching for a woman to give birth to the first ever Neanderthal in 33,000 years. Yeah… good luck with that.
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This Is How The Romanian Special Forces Get It Done
The Romanian Special Forces show us how they do things in this video. Smashing bricks with their fists, shooting bricks off each other heads, fighting as circles of fire surround them etc. Mental.
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Dial-Up Sound Slowed Down By 700% – It’ll Give You Nightmares
Well, on top of the nightmares you already have to deal with from years of torture from your old dial-up connection. This is seriously haunting.
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Pizza Vending Machines Actually Exist
Pizza is one of the most awesome things on earth. You all agree, right? Well, it just got better. Introducing: pizza vending machines.
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Lupe Fiasco Kicked Off Stage at Obama’s Inaugaration
Rapper Lupe Fiasco kicked off stage for lyrics critising American President Barack Obama at his inaugaration concert.
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Awesome Photos From Russia With Love #2
Back with some more visual adventuring from the Russians. This time focusing on architecture, nature and of course LOLz.
