Making Deviant Dough On Ebay
People are selling their dirty underwear on Ebay, don’t miss out on the chance of earning big £££ with this handy guide!
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The Camouflage Guide To Germany: How To Blend In
Going to Germany? Here’s five handy things you should probably know before you visit.
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Your Brain Is Being Controlled And You Don’t Even Know It
Scientists have discovered a species of bacteria that lives in your gut, sending covert messages to your brain causing you to generally act like a nutcase. But that’s nothing compared to what the rest of the animal kingdom has to offer up…
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Fake Nostalgia Is Stupid And Annoying
Life in this country wasn’t really better back in the day, people just like to think it was. Then they share some twatty post about it on Facebook.
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Jurassic Park Meets Metal
Metalhead dude absolutely shreds on an entertaining new take of the classic John Williams’ Jurassic Park score.
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Don’t Do The Harlem Shake – Baauer’s Trap Hit Is The First YouTube Meme Of 2013
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to remember Harlem Shake and Baauer, and the days when it was cool. Before it got turned into a YouTube meme and got completely destroyed.
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Superhero Fans, Grab Your Pitchforks
An article on the reasons why superpowers probably aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
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Saying Goodbye To 30 Rock
30 Rock is over, and has left with it a void only a high-quality sitcom can replace. But why was it so good? Joe Tinkler investigates…
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North Korea: Where Dreams Come True
North Korea. Everyone who lives there will tell you it is indeed the greatest place on earth. It’s basically a giant Disneyland theme park, that you’re not allowed to leave. It’s so exclusive that few people, if any, are allowed tickets to go there.
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Short Film Review – “Lift” By Marc Isaacs
Maybe it’s twee to say something is funny yet moving, but this short film by Marc Isaacs, set in a lift in a London tower block certainly is both, and more.
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The Sleaziest Guy Ever?
Reckon you know who the sleaziest guy ever is? We all probably know the odd person who comes close but this guy Fergie Oliver is the worst – he was a Canadian game show host who promised children on his show the big prizes in exchange for kisses. No joke.
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R.I.P, Stewie, The World’s Longest Cat
Cats are part of the family at Sick Chirpse and we’re all in mourning. Let’s pay homage to one of our late buddies, Stewie, who was the world’s longest domestic cat.
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Kid Has Allergic Reaction To Hair Dye, Gradually Turns Into Sloth From The Goonies
Kid forgets to test a small amount of hair dye before pouring the whole bottle over his head. Turns out he’s allergic to hair dye.
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The Adverts Were The Best Bit Of The Super Bowl 2013
The Super Bowl 2013 was not worth the hype, but I definitely think some of these adverts were…
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Farewell To Music Legend/Crop Circle Enthusiast/Sweary Person Reg Presley
Sick Chirpse flies its flag at half mast as it pays homage to Troggs singer Reg Presley, who was great at writing catchy songs, investigating UFOs, and swearing at his bandmates.
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Coco Brown – The First Smut Star In Space
At last the waiting is over. A smut star is readying herself for the ascent into the great black void above. Make way for Coco Brown and her unrelenting thighs.
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Meet Trick Shot Titus, The 24 Month Old Kid With A Killer Basketball Shot
Meet Titus, the sickest basketball player you’ll witness this week. And he’s only 24 months old.
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Chris Huhne’s Heartbreaking Text Dialogues With His Son, And The Media’s Shameless Publishing Of Them
Almost every ‘respected’ news website has acted like a gossiping tabloid, shamelessly stirring the irrelevant shit that they have found in the form of abusive texts from MP Chris Huhne’s son to his father. It’s completely wrong and it disgusts me.
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Bill Murray Stops Bank Robber
What would you do if you bumped into Bill Murray while running from a crime scene? What any normal person would do, and what this one bank robber did in Tokyo, Japan last week. You stop and tell him how much you love him.
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Hatchet Wielding Hippy Hero Saves Town From 300lb Psychopathic ‘Jesus’
A hitchiker tells us how he brutally killed a 300lb mental rapist/murderer who thought he was Jesus with a hatchet in one of the best televised interviews in history.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 25 Roundup
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
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Print Your Own Evil Moon Base
The European Space Agency and the architects that brought you Wembley Stadium now plan to print a Moon Base. Yeah you read that right, PRINT a moon base. Not build a moon base, PRINT a moon base. With a 3D printer. See how that is possible in this article.
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Rouslan Tomumaniantz – Loves Tattooing Faces
So this guy tattoos a couple of young girl’s faces and gets a bad name. People can do what they like – yes. But should they be doing this? No.
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Wedding Fights In Russia
There’s always a fall out at a wedding, so you can imagine that if you’re hideously vodka fuelled there may well be some scraps.
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Man Tattoos His Name On Young Girls Face After Having Met For 24 Hours
This guy – Ruslan – has done a couple of big facial tattoos on young girls recently. Not a nice man if you ask me. Guess what? It happened in Russia.
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Guido Daniele’s Incredible ‘Handimals’
Guido Daniele makes these awesome hyper-realistic paintings/sculptures of animals with human hands. They’re really mind-blowing.
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Twitter Helps Educate Our Young
2nd graders in an Elementary School in New York have tested their own spelling and grammar by becoming grammar Nazis to NFL players on Twitter.
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Incredible Underwater Sculptures
I’m pretty terrified of water and fish, so I won’t visit these amazing submerged sculptures. These photos will do for now though. They look amazing.
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We Can Now Visit The Grand Canyon With Google Maps
Google Maps is one of the best inventions of the Internet and we can happily waste hours, even days on there. Now, Google have gone one better, and allowed us to visit the Grand Canyon.
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The Unsung Heroes: The Best Saves Of 2012
We covered the goals pretty comprehensively on Sick Chirpse at the end of 2012 but we carelessly neglected the guys between the sticks. These saves are completely outrageous.
