Kevin Spacey For President
Netflix’s shiny new TV show reminds us just why the Kevmeister is such a badass.
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Kill The Noise – Disturbing Plasticine Violence
I don’t think I’ve been disturbed by plasticine before?…… This video craftily mixes Morph and Cannibal Corpse, to brutal effect.
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Is John Lennon Building An Army From Beyond The Grave?
We all know John Lennon: singer, guitarist, songwriter with the most important band of the 20th century, solo artist, political activist, drug enthusiast, artist, actor, phony, renowned hitter of women and soon to be zombie dictator?
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Bill Murray’s New Beard
We all love Bill Murray (some more than others *points at self*), so are forever keen to hear what he’s been up to recently. Well you won’t be disappointed to hear that Bill’s sporting a new beard and it is utterly fantastic.
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The Japanese Love Mentally Scaring Kids
Japan doing what they do best – crazy TV. This time with added zombies and the tears of infants, WOO!
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Mr Mullet Gets 15 Years In Prison For Beard Cutting Attacks
They hated fun so much, that some of them took it upon themselves to break into the homes of their funkier Amish brothers and forcibly cut their hair and beards, in a series of bizarre attacks in 2010.
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Best New Tumblr Find: WTF, Evolution?
Darwin is great and we all love Evolution. Infact, It’s made me who I am today, but sometimes it looks like nature just felt like parring off some animals. Check out this Best New Tumblr Find – WTF, Evolution?
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How To Save The World From An Asteroid Collision
So a pretty big asteroid nearly killed us all on Friday night whilst you were probably busy getting wrecked. Here, we take a look at the possible ways to prevent any future Armageddon-like scenarios. Do we really need to send Bruce Willis and his team to save the world? Sick Chirpse investigates.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
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Sick Toy Story 3 Prank Leaves Mum Devastated
A couple of kids decided that Toy Story 3 had too nice an ending for their mum, who had never seen the film. So the little trolls edited the film before showing it to mum, leaving her devastated at the new ending. Hilarious.
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Politicians Around The World Scrapping On TV
This week a couple of Georgian politicians had a scrap on national TV. To celebrate we’ve hand picked a selection of the best politician fights on planet earth.
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1996: West Ham Fan Tells Harry Redknapp That Scott Canham Is Better Than Frank Lampard
Harry Redknapp had to defend his decision to sell Scott Canham and keep Frank Lampard back in 1996, when a loud-mouth fan questions his judgement and managerial abilities. What an idiot.
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The Pirate Bay: Away From Keyboard
The Pirate Bay. Not only the world’s largest file sharing website, but ambassadors for internet freedom since 2006.
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The British Nightclub – A Reservoir For The Dogs
I cannot stand the British nightclub, as was proven by a trip to my local Oceana. Here’s a rant about everything that I really hate about nightclubs.
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Can You Get Any Luckier?
America’s luckiest people go on a nice little fishing trip, buy a couple of lottery scratchies and win a load of sweet money. Bastards.
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Brazilian Pastor Convinces Followers His Penis Contained “Holy Milk”
We’ve all read stories about religious leaders doing some pretty sick stuff in the name of religion, but this pastor actually managed to convince his followers that his penis contained sacred “holy milk”.
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Black Flag New Album And Reunion – Why?
Another band has reunited for a series of gigs and even a new album. However this time there are two incarnations of Black Flag reforming, but why? No Henry Rollins in sight either.
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Four Reasons Why Henry Rollins Is Still Awesome
The man born Henry Lawrence Garfield Turns 51 today. Sick Chirpse tips its hat in salute to the real-life Man Of Steel.
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The Real ‘The Valleys’
Am I exploiting my homeland for the sake of views in a way no better than MTV? Yes. Meet the real ‘The Valleys’, there’s no place like home.
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Snoop Lion Wants To Teach Kids How To Smoke Weed
Snoop Lion reveals plans to educate children in the awesomeness of smoking weed.
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Ramen Rap Tune Is The Next Meme To Devour The Internet
Steven Jo’s likeable ode to instant noodles will most likely be re-enacted by the entire planet in a matter of days.
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Four Reasons Why Rihanna Needs To Do One
OK OK, we know you lot already know that Rihanna is a massive dick, but we just wanted to just get some things off our chest as to why Rihanna really is a massive tool. Here are 4 reasons to get your started.
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If You Were Looking Forward To The New Foals Album, Sorry
Yeah, we all love Math-rock. But have poster boys, Foals got their act together for new album, Holy Fire, or has it all gone a bit Pete Tong? We reckon the latter.
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It’s Pancake Day And Savoury Is The Way Forward
It’s Pancake Day 2013 and the streets are running wild. Savoury or sweet? Oh Darling, it’s all about the savoury.
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What The Hell Has NASA Just Found On Mars?
Curiosity, the Mars rover, has been scuttling around Mars doing nothing of real interest, until now. Recent images appear to show something quite unexplainable on the Martian surface. So what the hell is it?
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Charlie Brooker Through The Looking-Glass
Charlie Brooker takes us through the Looking-Glass once again with Black Mirror and cynicizes the weeks events with Weekly Wipe.
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Meet Merlin, The Cat Who Purrs As Loud As A Lion
As much as we love cats at Sick Chirpse, we can’t ever imagine owning one with a 100 decibel purr as we’d rather not be deaf. But if you are deaf, Merlin is probably the best cat you’ll ever own.
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Mark Wahlberg Was Completely Wasted On The Graham Norton Show
That picture is of Mark Wahlberg sitting on Graham Norton’s lap and rubbing his nipples. Yeah, that happened. Watch the full show as Mark’s night spirals into an inebriated blur. It’s painful and hilarious in equal measure.
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The Pope Has Left The Building
So the Pope has officially resigned for the first time in nearly 600 years. Is there a hidden agenda? Is the sacred shit about to hit the fan?And most importantly, What’s twitter saying about all of this?
