VIDEO COLLECTION: When Eagles Attack!!!
Eagles are amazing, glossy backed, serial killers. Here we salute their killing prowess with some bloody ace videos. DO NOT MESS WITH THE EAGLES.
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Oscars 2013 – How To Not Sound Like A Dick When You Talk About Them
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
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Continue To Whine And Post Picture Of Cats On Social Media Platforms After You Die
Social media isn’t just for the mundane. It’s also for life. And now you can tweet beyond the grave thanks to your digital twin.
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Enter The Lovable, Occasionally Bonkers World Of Japanese TV Advertising
Alongside all the reasons they’ve already given us to love them (inventing headphones, Nintendo, Godzilla etc), Japan also has the world’s best TV commercials.
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The Moore The Merrier: The Sick Chirpse Guide To Alan Moore
Britain’s Greatest living writer has a new book out soon, most likely full of crazy occult stuff and psychedelic imagery. Sick Chirpse presents a beginner’s guide to Northampton’s pre-eminent literary genius, magician and beard grower.
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American Psycho Musical Is Coming To London
You’ve seen him wielding an axe, you’ve seen him feed a stray cat into an ATM, now watch him get his jazz hands covered in blood. American Psycho – The Musical come to London.
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Forget Horse – This Guy Found A Whole Bird In His Tesco Salad
You may think you’re hard done by because you got tricked into eating something really similar to what you thought you were eating, but this guy has it worse.
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The World’s Worst Wanger
A notorious SS penal brigade, a psychopathic commander, and their trail of atrocities in Eastern Europe.
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The Future Of Levitation
Quantum Levitation is a process of using superconductors to expel magnetic fields and electricity in order allow an object to levitate. Ok this is actually incorrect, the proper term in this instance is not levitate but in fact, Quantum Locking but we’ll get to that shortly.
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The Most Ridiculous Dance Routine Of All Time
If you haven’t seen a group of men wearing nothing but leather thongs and making fuck with crutches, then you clearly haven’t lived.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
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How To Be Tight
Internet comedy duo Magic Hugs have given birth to a painfully accurate satire of lifestyle videos made by smug, unbearable twats.
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Why Ren And Stimpy Was The Greatest Cartoon Ever Made
Happy Happy Joy Joy.
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Florida Couple Can’t Last A Day Without A Coffee Enema
How much do you love coffee? A little bit? A lot? Enough to grease up a tube and pour the stuff straight into your arse? This couple from Florida do, and they’re not afraid to let everyone know about it
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New Music For Thursday: ViLLΛGE
This kid from Romania is churning out some of the deepest, most soulful electronic music we’ve ever heard. Imagine a jellyfish playing some really bassy, distorted steel drums. Or ignore our terrible description and just listen for yourself.
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Sony Announces PlayStation 4
Sony holds a press conference in New York to announce their brand new next-generation games console, PlayStation 4.
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So You Think You’re A Thug?
You’ve probably been called a thug at some point in you life by some OAP’s if you’ve ever tried to have fun whilst you were growing up. But did you know that the origin of the word thug lies in India, with a secret society of religious bandits who are though to have killed over 40,000 a year in the 1800’s? We take a closer look.
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Ben Fogle Took Acid And Tripped His Balls Off
I’ve only done acid once but I definitely didn’t want to jump out of the nearest window or act out a scene from Monty Python. Fortunately for us, that’s exactly what Ben Fogle did so now we can all laugh at him about it.
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Will “Ted Vagina” Be The Star Of Will Ferrell’s Next Movie?
What was Will Ferrell doing dressed up as a security guard at a recent LA Lakers game? Why did he eject Shaq from the arena? And what the hell did that say on his name badge?
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The Bangkok Hilton – A Near Escape
It turns out a reservation in the Bangkok Hilton is quite easy to come by (by ‘Bangkok Hilton’, I mean jail, and by ‘reservation’, I mean ten to twenty years).
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Crown Prosecution Service Demands Written Witness Statement From Dog, Dog Obliges
The CPS are responsible for making sure that bad guys go to jail. A witness to a recent crime was asked to provide a written statement, only problem being that the witness was a dog. But that wasn’t going to stop the CPS.
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Camover: The Fight Against Surveillance
Civil Unrest has broken out in Germany in the form of a ‘reality-game’ called Camover. People are smashing shit all over the place.
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Peruvian Shaman Hides US Teen After He Dies Taking Ayahuasca
Thrill seeking teen dies at an ayahuasca retreat, and is secretly buried by a shaman.
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Cannibalism On The Rise #2 – North Korea
Recently here at Sick Chirpse we noticed an increase in cannibalism on the news. This dark fad just took a turn for the worst in long suffering North Korea.
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Was Last Night’s Episode Of Black Mirror The Blackest Mirror Yet?
After the gentler of series opener Be Right Back, White bear goes right for the jugular.
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Nine Ball Golf Putt Trick
Agreed, golf is rubbish, but these nine fellas do it with a touch of pzazz so I’m going to let them off…. Just this once mind you. Nine balls, one hole.
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The Church Of Scientology Has A New Ad Campaign. It’s Hilarious.
Everyone’s favourite secrecy-shrouded religion and money-making machine needs some new recruits. Comedy ensues.
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Everyone Who Has Ever Existed Will Appear In This Photo – Including You
Have you ever fancied a picture of yourself with A$AP Rocky, Jennifer Lawrence or even Stalin? Well, it’s probably more likely to happen than you think…
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Google Shows Support For Inter-Species Relationships This Valentine’s Day
Google use their Google Doodle to spread the love this Valentine’s Day – the multiple inter-species love.
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Spend Your Summer With A Secret Society
The leader and residents of a spiritual get-away in the Italian Alps may or may not have harnessed the power of time travel. The best part is you’re cordially invited to join them.The best part is you’re cordially invited to join them.
