Games Were Totally Excited For That Are Set For Release In 2013: Part 2
Sick Chirpse gets baked for nine hours and checks out the new releases for 2013.
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TV’s Sabrina Gets A Harsh Lesson In Reality When Her Kickstarter Project Sets A Record For Lowest Ever Take
Former child star Melissa Joan Hart has learned that Kickstarter projects don’t work out so well when nobody cares about them.
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Woolwich Murder: British Racists Aren’t Helping The Problem
Everyone is appalled by the Woolwich murder, but retreating into nationalistic foxholes isn’t going to help.
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The Toronto Mayor Is (Possibly) A Crackhead And There Is Possibly A Video Of Him Smoking Crack
A video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford is being touted on the streets and $160K has already been raised to fund its release
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The Best And Worst Things About The New Daft Punk Album
Sick Chirpse has had the hugely-anticipated Random Access Memories on heavy rotation this past week and here’s what we think about it. We’re pretty sure Thomas Bangalter is biting his nails even as we speak.
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Is The PS4’s “Share” Button Sony’s Worst Idea?
As the first tit-for-tat fighting of the next generation console war begins, Sony may have already made a major blunder…
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Al Qaeda Vs. The Internet: There’s Only Going To Be One Winner
In the wake of another terror attack, it’s important that we all appreciate that the way to battle extremism is with education and communication, and the greatest possible tool for that is right at your fingertips.
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Dutch Daytime TV Presenter Drinks Milk From Woman’s Breast Live On Air (NSFW)
Those crazy dutch are at it again, this time a TV presenter gets breast fed live on a family show.
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Miami Cannibal Attack Survivor Still Recovering Whilst Learning Guitar
Everyone remembers the bath salt fuelled cannibal attack this time last year in Miami. Here’s how the victim, Mr Poppo, is recovering.
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Remember PlentyOfFish.com? Well It’s Dying A Slow And Painful Death By Trying To Stop You From Having Sex
Popular internet dating site Plenty of Fish has started trying to stamp out casual sex…
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Zach Galifianakis Is A Really, Really, Really Nice Guy – You Should All Take A Leaf Out Of His Book
The cute, chubby, beardy fellow we know from Hangover (and more importantly other things that isn’t the Hangover), is a bloody lovely chap.
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Watch This Guy Demolish The New ‘Ramen Burger’
We like showing you weird/disgusting/cool food from around the globe and this is one of them. The new ‘ramen burger’ from Japan.
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New Xbox One Launched
The New Xbox was released today and Sick Chirpse is here with all the news.
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The Sick Chirpse Half Arsed Guide To Quantum Physics
Quantum what? Yeah, I know, we read a butt load about quantum theory and tried to regurgitate it. Hold tight and try not to whitey….
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The New Gnarwolves Record Will Rock Your Socks Off
Gnarwolves are set to release a new EP next month, and we got the chance to hear it first….
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Insane Footage Of Tornado Tearing Through Oklahoma
Tornadoes recently ripped through Oklahoma and these guys were fearless enough to get up close and personal. Intense stuff.
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The Promo Video For The Release Of Norwich’s Home Kit Might Be One Of The Worst Adverts Ever
This advert is so unbelievably bad that I can’t even believe it’s been made.
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The Eurovision Song Contest Is Well Renowned For Having Some Truly Terrible Songs, But Finland’s Entry This Year Might Be The Worst Yet
Did anyone watch Eurovision on Saturday? I didn’t, cause I was talking codshit to strangers at a house party in Brixton till the sun rose. However, Finland’s entry popped up on my facebook feed and here’s a few reasons why I thought it was one of the shittest things I’ve ever heard/ seen.
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Man With Deathwish Builds Huge Waterslide And Ends Up In A Tiny Paddling Pool
Crazy stuntman decides to build a huge waterslide with a ramp and risk his life by trying to end up in a diddy paddling pool. Not smart of clever. But very entertaining.
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Chicken Wars: KFC Strikes Back With A Video Reply Regarding Their Chickens
KFC have had enough of all you internet people bad mouthing The Colonel, so have produced a lame video so you can see the cuddly chickens before you eat them.
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Syrian Rebels Bomb Building And Unintentionally Recreate The Set Of Bryan Adams Video
Syrian rebels bomb a building and the result sort of looks like the set from a Bryan Adams Video from the 90’s.
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Zimbabwean Woman’s Vagina Disappears After Having Sex With Married Man
Zimbabwean woman had a reputation for sleeping around, that was until she woke up one morning to discover her vagina had disappeared…
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A Mexican Restaurant In Florida Has Started Selling Lion-Meat Tacos And Have Received Bomb And Rape Threats Because Of It
A Mexican restaurant in Florida is letting customers eat lion meat. It’s only fair; lions do it to us all the time…
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week 38/39
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
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The Crazy Serbian House In The Middle Of A River
This absolute legend, Milija Mandić, affectionately known as ‘Fungus’ by his friends built this house in the late 60’s and despite numerous flood and weather related calamities it’s still looking weird and cool today.
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Nerd Fight! Police Called When Dr. Who Fans Crash A Star Wars Convention
Star Wars and Dr. Who fans get into the world’s lamest altercation.
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Panama’s Very Own Mr T Peels Coconuts With His Teeth
Mr T is/was awesome, but I reckon this guy might be even cooler…..
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Upcoming Games 2013: Part 1
Sick Chirpse gets baked for six hours and… What do you mean no releases this week?
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Nigel Farage Attacked By Angry Mob In Scotland; Takes Refuge In Pub
Nigel Farage has received a less-than-warm welcome in his trip to Scotland. Could his poor planning be anything to do with his constant boozing?!
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Chinese Guys Smash Up £227K Supercar To Prove Point But Nobody Gets It
Some Chinese guy was pissed at the manufacturer who sold him his car so he smashed it up outside their offices as people watched in bemusement.
