Why The New Metal Gear Game Is As Exciting As It Is Severe
Amidst the chaos of E3 a new, extremely violent and controversial trailer for MGSV was released. And that’s a good thing.
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Here’s The Result Of One Guy Filming One Second Of His Life Every Day For Six Months
This guy filmed one second of his life every day for six months. The result is pretty cool and the concept is even better.
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Horny Japanese Teenagers Are Licking Each Other’s Eyeballs
Horny teenagers are licking each other’s eyeballs in the Far East, are we next?
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Paravelo: The World’s First Flying Bicycle
A look at the Paravelo, the world’s first flying bicycle invented by UK based company XploreAir.
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Video Games: The Last of Us
What would you do if the world ended? Escort the last best hope of humanity across America or watch back to back 24 until it all blows over?
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Nick Griffin Reminds Us All That He’s A Fucking Idiot
The Nigella Lawson/Charles Saatchi incident got even worse when Nick Griffin decides he isn’t getting enough attention.
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U.S. Emissions Hit Lowest Point Since The Nineties. This Is NOT GOOD.
Environmentalists are happy about the recent drop in American emissions, but it’s far from a happy picture…
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Introducing Boneface – QOTSA’s New Favourite Artist
Check out the short animated film soundtracked by QOTSA and meet Boneface, the little known artist who created their post-apocalyptic nightmare.
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The New Metal Gear Solid Game Looks A Bit Severe
One of our favourite video games of all time is getting a new instalment but if this trailer is anything to go by it looks like it won’t be much fun at all.
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Awesome Photos From Russia With Love – Weapons Edition
Here’s the first ever weapons edition of Sick Chirpse Russian photos. I think you’ll like them, I really do.
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Michael Gove Anounces New GCSEs
An exam shakeup has made headlines, but nobody seems to have noticed just how useless high school exams are…
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Old Video Game Adverts Are Completely Bizarre And Hilarious
We delve into the YouTube vaults to find bizzaro adverts for video games from back in the day. Everyone involved must have been doing a lot of coke. And we don’t mean cola.
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Chinese Farmer Arrested For Pretending To Have An Alien In His Freezer
In an effort to convince people that aliens are real a Chinese chap makes a fake one and ends up getting arrested for being a pillock.
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Walrus Lodger Requested On Brighton Gumtree
I have seen some pretty weird stuff on Gumtree but this might just take the proverbial. A person, gender and age unknown who claims to have spent 3 years living alone on St Lawrence Island (a sparsely inhabited island in the Arctic ocean, part of Alaska but closer to Siberia) wants a lodger who will dress up as a walrus because they are missing their walrus friend ‘Gregory’.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Boobs & Burgers
Here’s the perfect addition to your dietary needs – it’s Boobs and Burgers.
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U.N. Investigator Worried About Terminators
Concerns have been raised at the U.N. about future un-manned, self governing killing machines.
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Former NFL Star Chad Ochocinco Jailed After Slapping His Lawyer’s Butt
Chad Johnson landed himself in jail for 30 days after slapping his lawyer on the backside while in court.
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YO! Sushi Are The Next Company To Deliver Your Food With A Helicopter
YO! Sushi launch new remote controlled helicopter to deliver food to customers.
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Apple Announced Some New Stuff And The Internet Got Excited
The computer giant got fanboys and tech nerds all stimulated after announcing a bunch of new stuff last night. Sick Chirpse finds the whole thing quite amusing.
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Badger Swagger Aims To Save The Badgers With Rap, Guitar Solos
A crack squad of famous people have come together to save the badgers. Sick Chirpse is behind them all the way.
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Underground Bike Parking In Japan Stops Your Bike From Getting Stolen And Getting Damaged By Earthquakes
In the UK, we get our bikes stolen all the time but in Japan they’ve built underground bike parking systems to protect your wheels from thieves and earthquakes.
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Lynx Don’t Have A Clue Who Their Target Market Is
Lynx has a new ad for shampoo – why do they still insist on marketing their products at adults?!
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Rihanna Gives Fan A Special Treat At Concert In Holland
Rihanna gives a fan a raunchy private show at her concert in Holland.
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Fake Ryan Gosling Will Steal Your Girlfriend
This guy looks a bit like Ryan Gosling and he’s out and about fooling everybody.
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Say No To The Metrosexual Man
Ro Elfberg’s thoughts on why men should not fake tan, use sunbeds, shave their genitals or wear makeup.
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Cancer Center In Brazil Disguises Chemotherapy Treatment As ‘Superhero Formula’ To Help Kids Fight Cancer
A cancer center in Brazil has come up with a ‘superhero formula’ which makes the treatment of cancer a bit more easier and even fun for kids suffering from the illness.
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Video Of The Most Talented And Human Like Bear I Have Ever Seen
I love bears and I know you do too. Here’s a Russian one doing forward rolls, hula hoop and playing the trumpet. Not all at once of course, that would be silly.
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The Hunt Is On For The Mass Grave Of History’s Worst Video Game
Was the disastrous “E.T.” video game really used as landfill? We’re about to find out…
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Seattle Woman Starves Herself To Death; Internet Mildly Amused
A woman in Seattle is attempting to live on sunlight alone. No prizes for guessing how this is going to turn out…
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Man Punches Judge, Is Subjected To Least Surprising Arrest Ever
A crazed member of the public has launched a very physical objection to his brother’s sentencing.
