Sick Chirpse Premier League Action Review – 16th – 18th August
The results, positives and negatives from last weekend’s Premier League action.
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Listen To Mella Dee’s Forthcoming Single ‘GT Turbo’
Doncaster head Mella Dee has announced his forthcoming single GT Turbo, due out on Shy FX’s Digital Soundboy label on the 14th September.
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Here’s What Would Happen If ISIS And Al-Qaeda Joined Forces Against The West…
Will Al-Qaeda and ISIS join forces? And if they do what would that mean for the rest of the world? Get ready to be shocked…
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Meet Lolita: A 16 Year Old Ukrainian Barbie Wannabe
Here’s the next Barbie look-a-like freak girl to lock your pupils onto.
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10 Movie Titles That Will Confuse Your Search Engine
Take a look at some of these very different films that share a title…
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DJ Q Teams Up With Flava D To Release ‘PS’
Put Garage, Grime and Bassline in a room together with some candles & Barry White playing and this is what you’ll get nine months down the line.
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Meet Ed Woodward – The Man Behind The Failures Of Manchester United
Ed Woodward is Manchester United’s “Director Of Football” – and he’s also the reason why they’re going to suffer this season.
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These Are The Next 3 Premier League Managers Who Will Get The Sack
Premier League Managers have jobs that are frequently about as stable and long-term as the careers of suicide bombers.
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World’s Most Pierced Man Barred From Entering Dubai
Rolf Buchholz was blocked from entering Dubai this week because security thought he was doing black magic? Dubai is one odd place…
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Islamic State (ISIS) Conspiracy Theories
The rise and rise of Isis is horrific. Unsurprisingly it has spawned conspiracy theories and to be honest, they’re not that unbelievable for a change.
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5 Mysterious Underwater Finds That Question History
Here’s 5 underwater discoveries that point to ancient civilizations dwelling on earth thousands of years earlier than we thought… possibly.
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Man Dressed As Barbie In Toilet Sex Attack
California might be all sunny and swell, but if there’s men dressed as Barbie trying to rape people in toilet cubicles I might give it a miss.
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Team Analysis For The Barclays Premier League Season 2014/2015
A summary and go-to guide for your favourite team (and the ones you’re not so keen on)
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Anti-Gay Texan Campaigner’s Wife Leaves Him For Another Woman
It seems fairly dramatic to work out your relationship issues by publicly discriminating against a whole demographic of people.
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6 Reasons Why We Should All Become Cannibals
Finally I’ve come up with a workable solution to the issues of housing, the environment, deforestation and religious wars: cannibalism
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ISIS: The Unspeakable Truth Exposed
If al-Qaeda cuts tie with a group because they are too extreme and violent you know they must be big trouble. Meet Isis…
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Football Manager Game Statistics To Be Used By Real Life Premier League Teams
Think you could cut it as a real manager just from your gaming stats?
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The Craziest Thing You Will Hear Today: Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra
Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra are the producers of some of the best ska since ska became ska.
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Rob Ford Receives Death Threat: ‘Resign In 12 Hours Or We’ll Blow You Up’
Everyone’s favourite Canadian retard is back in the news, and this time he hasn’t done anything stupid. Much.
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Why Ravel Morrison Should Be Banned From Football For Life
When Manchester United let Ravel Morrison go for £650,000 they obviously knew exactly what they were doing.
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Oscar Pistorius Is Set To Go Down For A Long Time – Guilty or Not Guilty
Does Oscar Pistorius have a leg to stand on? Probably not.
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Is This The Most Expensive Room On Spareroom.co.uk EVER?
Sorry lads, I haven’t got the cash for a mad one this week as I’ve just blown several thousand pounds on my rent. GRIM.
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Another Gun Mad American In Hot Pants
Girls with guns: an American male’s haven or a sign of society’s downfall. You decide… Meet the Bunny Hunter…
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7 Of The Most Rat Infested Places On Earth
Rats. Yuck. Here’s 7 places to avoid if you don’t fancy being rubbed up by one any time soon.
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Wikipedia Refuse To Remove Photo Because A Monkey Owns The Copyright
Q: If a monkey takes a picture of itself using your camera, who owns the copyright? A: No-one knows.
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15 Of The Weirdest Snacks Jesus’ Face Has Been Found
If you like snacks and love Jesus, you’re in the right place. Here’s a bunch of nutters who’ve found our Lord in their lunch.
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5 Weird And Useless Fad Diets
Are you a massive fatty that wants to lose some weight without making any effort? Well tough, you can’t.
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Top 10 Most Devastating Terrorist Attacks By Death Toll
Terrorism is as old as humanity, but with global news it now seems ever present. Here are the worst 10 acts of terrorism by body count. Sobering stuff.
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‘Bomb Gaza’ Android App Removed From Google Play Store
“Bomb Gaza,” a highly controversial Android game app was removed from the Google Play store after tons of complaints.
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Turkish Politician Bans Women From Laughing In Public; Women Respond With These Selfies
Finally, a worthwhile use for the selfie.
