Manchester United Players Star In New ‘Independence Day’ Trailer And It’s Absolutely Awful
What were they thinking?
Wayne Rooney
This New X-Men Trailer Featuring Wayne Rooney Is Absolutely Ridiculous
This is the funniest thing you’ll see today.
Scientists Believe They Have Found A Cure For Baldness
If this looks like you, then it could be your lucky day.
You Won’t Believe Where Wayne Rooney’s Corner Ended Up The Other Night
A little less power, a little more precision next time.
Romanian Player Running Headbutts Referee And Breaks His Nose After Being Sent Off
I haven’t seen a headbutt like this since 2006.
Premier League Football Star Likes Getting Frozen Twixes Shoved Up His Butt
Shocking and unusual revelations from a spurned former lover.
Man United Steward Is Spitting Image Of David Moyes
Maybe this explains why Manchester United have been doing so badly this season.
Wayne Rooney Vs Orlando Engelaar: Which Was The Better Goal?
Two goals really stood out from all the football action this weekend, the question is which was better?
Wayne Rooney Posts Pictures Of His Completely Messed Up Head Injury
Everyone was doubting Wayne Rooney’s commitment when he pulled out of the England squad due to a head injury over the weekend. It turns out we definitely shouldn’t have been doing that.
Wayne Rooney Mistaken For First Lab Grown Burger
Sky News made a major faux pas yesterday when they were discussing the first lab grown burger but instead decided to show a video of Wayne Rooney.
We Interviewed Patrik Jakubik – The Sickest 9 Year Old Footballer In History – About His Skills And Hopes For The Future
After featuring his awesome skills videos a couple of times recently, we decided to catch up with 9 year old Patrik Jakubik and talk to him about his love of the beautiful game and his hopes and dreams for the future.
Footballers On Twitter Infographic
Everyone knows that a bunch of footballers are on twitter and that a bunch of them say a bunch of dumb things on there. But who has the most followers? Who has received the biggest fines for their tweets? And more importantly, who follows who? This infographic literally has EVERYTHING you need to know about footballers on twitter.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 10 Round Up
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 8 Round Up
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Two
Week Two is gone now. Have you stormed the league this week? Have your 15 transfers in week one helped you in the slightest? Or are you still shit at this managing malarky?
2011/12 – THE FOOTBALL SEASON IN REVIEW SO FAR…
2011/12 Football Review – Blue Moons, Sepp’s solutions and some very silly boys…
DOES WAYNE ROONEY HAVE GOD LIKE POWERS?
In the eyes of Manchester United fans Wayne Rooney has god like powers. To the Old Trafford faithful the striker can do no wrong – in fact they probably believe he can walk on water.
WAYNE ROONEY HAIR TRANSPLANT PHOTO
Wayne’s had a hair transplant! Check the photo he posted on Twitter here.
THE SLATZPIONS LEAGUE
Somehow Slatz got an all expenses paid trip to a Champions League match. Are you fvcking serious?
