ARE HEARTS WORTH £50 MILLION
Vladimir Romanov reckons Hearts is worth around £50 million. We’re a bit baffled to where he plucked that fairytale figure from.
MAGPIES TO RENAME ST JAMES’ PARK ‘SPORTS DIRECT ARENA’
Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley has never been a figure afraid to court controversy. But has the larger than life businessman scored the biggest own goal of his career to date?
HANG ON A MO — THESE TASCHES ARE TREMENDOUS
Seeing as it’s Movember, Sick Chirpse reckons it’s an apt time to pay tribute to the top five best mousers the beautiful game has ever seen.
ABERDEEN VS RANGERS
Once billed as the fiercest fixture in Scotland has the Aberdeen vs Rangers encounter finally lost its edge?
STUART ‘PSYCHO’ PEARCE TAKES CHARGE OF TEAM GB, NO HOPE FOR ANYONE UP NORTH?
As Stuart ‘Psycho’ Pearce has been named as the new Team GB football manager, does that mean anyone up north faces less chance of being picked?
JUST WOOD YOU BELIEVE IT?
Tiger Woods was once golf’s golden boy of his generation but now his career is threatening to plunge to even greater depths following perhaps the most embarrassing attack on his character yet.
IS CARLOS TEVEZ THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL FOOTBALLER OF THE MODERN DAY ERA?
Gascoigne, Best, Collymore? Forget them all. Tevez is the king of trouble.
PENALTY SHOOT OUTS – DO WE NEED THEM?
Penalty shoot outs are exciting for a neutral observer, but are they the right way to settle an evenly contested contest?
FRIDAY FRIGHT NIGHT
Friday fright nights are coming to a stadium near you soon so be afraid, very afraid.
THE AMUSING TRANSFER WINDOW
If the transfer window was to be scrapped in favour of return to the old system we wouldn’t have been able to watch on from afar as Wenger scrapped around looking for ways to save his season.
DOES WAYNE ROONEY HAVE GOD LIKE POWERS?
In the eyes of Manchester United fans Wayne Rooney has god like powers. To the Old Trafford faithful the striker can do no wrong – in fact they probably believe he can walk on water.
HOME NATIONS BLATTERED INTO DEFEAT
Sepp Blatter just just been voted in for a fourth term of office as the head of Fifa, although it’s hardly surprising when you consider he was the only candidate. What’s really going on…
SEX, LIES AND SUPER INJUNCTIONS
What exactly is a super injunction? Why are they part of our legal system and why are footballers using them? Let me explain all.
