Simon Bird Has Officially Joined The Cast Of Star Wars: Starfighter
In news that’s only really hilarious if you’re British, Simon…
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NHS Worker Wins £28,000 Compensation After Her Co-Worker Compared Her To Darth Vader
An NHS worker has basically managed to make money out…
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King Charles Asked Natalie Portman If She Was In The Original Star Wars Which Came Out Before She Was Born
Maths is not King Charles’s strong suit.
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First Trailer To ‘Obi Wan Kenobi’ Drops On Star Wars Day
May The 4th be with you.
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Ben Affleck Gets Dumped By Ana De Armas; Says He Hates Being Famous
I think I was aware that Ben Affleck and Ana…
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Man Punched In The Face During Rise Of Skywalker Screening For Looking At Phone
Star Wars fans huh?
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A Man Named Luke Skywalker Has Been Arrested For Marijuana Possession
Rise of Skywalker.
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Stripper Had Sex With Boyfriend’s Disabled Star Wars-Obsessed Son Then Decapitated Him
Creepiest murder story of 2019.
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The Final Trailer For Star Wars Episode IX – The Rise Of Skywalker Looks Absolutely Spectacular
The saga finally concludes.
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Quentin Tarantino Confirms He’s Working On An R-Rated Star Trek Movie
Klingon motherfucker, do you speak it?
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Metal Gear Solid Is Finally Being Turned Into A Movie
Snake! Snake! Snaaaaaaaake!
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John Wick 3 Now Has An Official Release Date
The best assassin in the world is back.
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This Pregnant Woman Wore A Voice Changing Chewbacca Mask While Giving Birth
Her screams came out in Wookie.
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The UK’s New Favourite Porn Genre Sees 633% Rise In The Last Month
Out of the ordinary.
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Star Wars Villain Kylo Ren Is The Fastest Rising Baby Name In The US
Of course it is.
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Samuel L. Jackson Wants To Star In ‘Peaky Blinders’
By order of the Peaky Blinders.
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A Reboot Of TV’s ‘Lost’ Could Be Happening In The Future
There’s one specific condition though.
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The First Trailer For The ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel Just Dropped And It Looks Incredible
Staying true to the original.
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Bad Lip Reading Is Back With A Take On ‘Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back’
Taking it up a level.
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The Star Of ‘The Raid’ Iko Uwais Is Back In An Even More Brutal Looking Movie ‘Headshot’
Continuing his latest brutal action.
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Incredible Post-Apocalyptic Images Of Abandoned Soviet Stuff In The Snow
Abandoned Soviet stuff and blizzards go hand-in-hand.
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David Cameron’s Humming Has Been Turned Into An ‘Evil Tory Theme Tune’ (VIDEO)
That’s what you get for forgetting to turn your mic off.
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Adrian Edmondson Has Apparently Landed A Role In Star Wars Episode VIII
J.J. Abrams was impressed with him and has given him an ‘eccentric part’.
