They never work.
Fair enough really.
That's nice of him.
First world problems.
Time for a haircut.
Deal with it.
Warning: this is seriously graphic.
Way to make your life even worse.
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
Not sure if you need to be an expert to figure that out.
At least call the poor dude an Uber.
You wouldn't want to share a cell with this guy.
Is this really that bad?
They were both too inebriated to know what was going on. Yeah right.
Is this really that easy a mistake to make?
"Once in my cell I was pleasantly surprised by the cleanliness and décor."
'I will have to wank over you.'
Well, that's awkward.
Unorthodox crime solving tactics.
His final video...
'I'm sorry, but he was a muppet.'
Basically, don't be as stupid as this girl. Ever.
Let's take 50 minutes to reminisce about Ali Boulala and Mark Appleyard. Pure fire.