Imagine if this was London.
The penis facial is the latest celebrity trend.
Serves him right.
Sitting down is the way to go.
The therapist had gay sex multiple times before being 'converted'.
Paulie had to be dragged away by security.
Mortal Kombat is one of the most famous video games of all time, so naturally it had an absolutely terrible movie made...
That should be a given.
It's severely affecting the tourism industry.
That didn't take long.
Sign them up.
For the bored couple that just can't face making love any more.
You big bunch of perverts.
Should this have been allowed?
Smoke 'em up Johnny.
It's meant to signify that London is open for business.
Someday you will find me.
What an absolute asshole.
Inspiration is everywhere.
Need to order immediately.
Muhibija Buljubasic discovered a special talent five years ago - that inanimate objects would stick to his skin and not fall off....