Kate Beckinsale Is The Latest Celebrity To Endorse Injecting The Foreskins Of Korean Babies Into Her Face

The penis facial is the latest celebrity trend.

Back in May, Sandra Bullock caused a bit of a storm when she revealed that she was getting the foreskins of Korean babies injected into her face in an effort to keep her looking young and virile. I kinda forgot about it after that as nobody else was talking about it and I don’t even think anyone has seen Sandra Bullock since, but it turns out the trend is spreading all across Hollywood.

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The latest celebrity to become embroiled in the revolutionary new practice though is Kate Beckinsale. I guess this shit is going international huh? Anyway, Kate posted the following message on her Instagram which has since been deleted:

Kate Beckinsale

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After a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquefied cloned foreskins — frankly who doesn’t?

Thank you @georgialouisek for an amazing facial.

I especially liked you reassuring me it would be ‘light on penis’ as it was my first time.

That is kind of reassuring to be fair. But it’s also kind of gross that all these celebrity women seem to be endorsing this practice of getting foreskins injected into their faces. I mean I suppose they look pretty good but do they really need to tell everyone that this is the secret to their success? I mean they can’t be getting paid life changing amounts of money for endorsing the practice and I don’t really think any of them need an extra couple of bucks in their pocket, so why the huge love in for it all hey?

Why would you actively want people to know that you’re injecting baby foreskins into your face? Surely there’s no way that isn’t going to court controversy is there? I guess in the case of Kate Beckinsale – and possibly even Sandra Bullock – it’s good that people are talking about them because they don’t seem to be doing that so much anymore, but you would think they could come up with something better than this to divert attention back onto them? Maybe try making a good movie for example?

If you missed the original Sandra Bullock interview then click here. Will probably convince you to try it out.


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