There’s A Creepy Guy Out There Sending Random Girls Voice Notes About Cage Fighting Whilst Masturbating
Completely unacceptable behaviour.
Masturbating
The Chinese Have Invented A ‘Sperm Extractor’ For Men Who Don’t Want To Masturbate
I’ve never donated sperm, but I’ve always thought that it’s probably kinda awkward to go into some little room in a hospital with a porno and crack one out – I figured I might get stage fright ot just not be able to do it basically – and it turns out that this is apparently
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CCTV Footage Shows What It’s Like To Live On Britain’s Worst Street
Drug deals, public masturbation and killing animals and BBQing them.
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New Law Will Fine Men £80 For Masturbating
Bad news for all you wankers out there.
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Guy Cuts Off His Penis As Punishment To Wife After She Refuses To Have Sex With Him
“If I can’t get in the cookie jar, I’m going to cut off my privates.”
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British Airways Pilot Humiliated After Leaked Cockpit Crossdressing Sex Photos Emerge
Puts a whole new spin on the term ‘cockpit’.
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This Guy Broke Into A Woman’s Home Just So He Could Jizz In Her Orange Juice
It brings a whole new meaning to ‘orange juice with bits’.
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Daniel Radcliffe Has Paid An Incredible Tribute To Alan Rickman
Get ready for some serious feels.
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London Bus Driver Suspended For Performing Sex Act Between Two Seats
Bus drivers just don’t have time for a break these days.
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CCTV Footage Shows Man Caught Tugging One Out Over Random Woman In Lift
Taking the term ‘danger wank’ to new levels.
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