This guy sounds mentally ill.
Do not be this guy.
Watch out this Christmas.
'I just went along with it.'
It's coming home (for Christmas).
He's now given up eating sausage rolls all together.
Young love doesn't always run smoothly.
She previously stole a kiss from him in 2015.
What a little baby.
Guess who's back?
What a lad.
How to cock-block yourself 101.
Sign them up.
How not to Tinder 101.
There aren't really any winners in this one.
Perfect choice for a pick up artist, right?
Stick with it, because this does make a lot of sense.
Egg on your face.
Apparently this is something that still happens in 2016.
The loser catches fire.
Sometimes the internet is just great isn't it?
Twitter beef has reached a new low.
Come on boys, let's take the power back.
Jesus Christ won't this guy give it a rest?