Mine's a double.
Get over it dude.
We all know someone who needs this.
Women drivers huh?
Not long until 2019.
It's coming home.
The truth is out there.
Let's push things forward.
The question isn't who kidnapped the children, but when?
Heard it all before pal.
Once he lost $6 million on a coin toss.
Introducing the DadBag.
The best assassin in the world is back.
It's in your genes.
Return of the king.
The nation has lost faith.
Good luck making it to this age.
A lower standard of recruit.
Good evening Clarice.
Not the most accurate inscription.
We know what you're drinking this weekend.
'Michael, I can't believe you came.'
Boozing every day is the key to a long life.
You can't make this stuff up.