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A WAH! Justin Bieber Has The Worst Birthday Party Ever

I don’t remember what I did for my 19th birthday party but it probably wasn’t as extravagant as spending 10K on hiring out a club in London for me and all my friends to party at. Even so, Justin Bieber had the worst birthday ever and it was all because of one man – Jaden Smith, Will Smith’s son.

The Sick Chirpse Guide To Art: Tate Modern

Do you like modern art but hate the pretentiousness that surrounds it? Well do not worry as Sick Chirpse have got this one sorted. This is the (immensely well-informed) Sick Chirpse guide to the Tate Modern’s latest exhibition, Energy and Process.

DRUNK DUDE FALLS DOWN STAIRS IN LONDON

I hate waking up with random injuries after a night on the tiles but this guy takes it to another level. He manages to fall down some stairs at a tube station in London and face-plant the last few concrete steps after too much sambuca, ouch.

HOME IS WHERE THE SLATZ IS

After twenty five years of living in the Smoke, I made the decision to finally up-sticks and fly the nest. My decision was based partly on practicality – being closer to work – and partly out of aspiration to the evergreen buzzwords of “self-sufficiency” and “independent living”.

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